ron's definitions

Douche bag

Someone that is up to douche baggery. One who asks you a question, and then disagrees with the answer you give them. Mark St. D. does this frequently.

Mark: How does a ___(insert random car part) work?
you: _____(insert explanation of said part)
Mark: NO its does'nt thats wrong and you are a moron.
you: ok D. bag (other acceptable write offs are, ok drift king and ok D. king)

by Ron February 6, 2004

one eyed trouser trout

A humorous metaphor for the human male sex organ.

Shiela's romantic advances started the rising of Waldo's one eyed trouser trout.

by Ron August 2, 2003

wax

The act of sex, also referred to as "waxing, getting waxed."

I'm gonna wax that ass.

by Ron May 13, 2005

struffet

Another definition of the word slut or whore as introduced by modern day philospher/pornstar Ron Walker

Rachel Mcneil is a fuckin struffet.
Wow, look at the tits on that that struffet!
Did you know that struffet likes facials?
Get over here and give me some brain struffet.

by Ron August 5, 2006

crunkcunt

a drunk,loaded,smacked, or high woman

crunk
"drunk"

cunt itself means
"Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language"

anna nicole was a crunkcunt but now that she doesn't get smacked she isn't

by Ron March 2, 2005

friendster

the website myspace replaced.

fuck friendster. join myspace!

by ron June 11, 2006

Goober

Its a word that Ron created. Made, and uses.

It's also a word that is trying to be stolen by, Seana H. But its not aloud.

goober is Ron's word, stop stealing it!

by Ron May 29, 2004