1 definition by romad

As a noun - A loser, weak, wimpy guy. As an adjective - When a person acts like a Satch, they are being Satchy. Created by Craig Mueller at the DKE house at Hamilton College @1991, when he described Noah as being the King of all Satches.
When T. Russell said "I love this song!", he was a big Satch. It was one of his satchiest moments, among many.

When Pickels asked Mueller what Satch meant, he said "Look in the mirror."
by romad July 29, 2004
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