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Reza

It's spelt "R-E-Z-A" but pronounced "Raza", the way you pronounce it makes it low-key sound like zaza which probably explains that all rezas are insanely high. Besides from that, Reza is a white boy who goes to the gym and gets hard all day, every day. Reza plays all sports but mains basketball, he also loves making excuses about his ping regardless of which game he plays cus somehow is Wi-Fi router is a shitbox made in 1993.
Person 1: Hey you look cute, could i get your number?
Reza: Could I give you my insta instead?
Person 1: HE TALKED TO ME HOLY SHIT
by rohaan's father October 4, 2023
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Rohaan

An amazing human, so cool and very nice
Person 1: Omg is that a rohaan
Person 2: yasss, he is very slayy
by rohaan's father October 13, 2022
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Negawatt

a unit of energy saved as a result of conservation measures, such as reducing the use of heat or electricity.
Person 1: uhhh... I li-like little kids
Person 2: NEGAWATT, NEGAWATTT
by rohaan's father October 4, 2023
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Aksh

Aksh is extremely talented at playing the electric guitar and keyboard, he is also very intellectually gifted as he is the smartest at school. However he is also a long boy who grinds his job (discord moderator) and loves eating young children. On weekends he ploughs through upwards of 10 hours of discord moderating and eats up a minimum of 25.7653830432 kids.
Person 1: Do you know Aksh?
Person 2: CHILDRENNNNNN
by rohaan's father September 12, 2023
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Tottenham Hotspurs

Tottenham Hotspurs are a useless and hopeless team, they lack understanding on how to play football and recently let go of their best player (Harry Kane). Regardless of the fact that their team was once stacked, their trophy case is as empty as Manchester United fans' heads.
Person 1: I support Tottenham Hotspurs
Person 2: SHUT UP BOZOOO, RATIOOOOOO
by rohaan's father September 12, 2023
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Darsh

Darsh grinds any and every game that he can find, he grinded Fortnite, Valorant , Minecraft and now Brawl Stars. He manages to surpass almost everyone within a short time of starting a game. He also lacks the ability to touch grass and talk to women, god probably gave him this nerf cus he was too overpowered. All the homies love darsh, darsh loves all the homies.
Person 1: DARSH I LOVE YOU, MARRY ME
Darsh: Sorry I'm homiesexual
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOO
by rohaan's father October 4, 2023
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Manchester United

Manchester united is a team that once peaked and played amazing, but now they have been reduced to an insufficient piece of garbage. Anyone that supports Manchester United is going to be disappointed with their performance as they are shite.
Person 1: Which team do you support?
Person 2: Manchester United
Person 1: oh, you must get no bitches
by rohaan's father February 1, 2023
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