9 definitions by rohaan's father
Atharv is a short man that looks like saul goodman, he likes tottenham hotspur (a team which is hopeless and useless) and he enjoys doing your mom.
by rohaan's father May 16, 2023
by rohaan's father October 14, 2022
Tottenham Hotspurs are a useless and hopeless team, they lack understanding on how to play football and recently let go of their best player (Harry Kane). Regardless of the fact that their team was once stacked, their trophy case is as empty as Manchester United fans' heads.
by rohaan's father September 12, 2023
It's spelt "R-E-Z-A" but pronounced "Raza", the way you pronounce it makes it low-key sound like zaza which probably explains that all rezas are insanely high. Besides from that, Reza is a white boy who goes to the gym and gets hard all day, every day. Reza plays all sports but mains basketball, he also loves making excuses about his ping regardless of which game he plays cus somehow is Wi-Fi router is a shitbox made in 1993.
Person 1: Hey you look cute, could i get your number?
Reza: Could I give you my insta instead?
Person 1: HE TALKED TO ME HOLY SHIT
Reza: Could I give you my insta instead?
Person 1: HE TALKED TO ME HOLY SHIT
by rohaan's father October 4, 2023
Aksh is extremely talented at playing the electric guitar and keyboard, he is also very intellectually gifted as he is the smartest at school. However he is also a long boy who grinds his job (discord moderator) and loves eating young children. On weekends he ploughs through upwards of 10 hours of discord moderating and eats up a minimum of 25.7653830432 kids.
by rohaan's father September 12, 2023
by rohaan's father October 14, 2022
Manchester united is a team that once peaked and played amazing, but now they have been reduced to an insufficient piece of garbage. Anyone that supports Manchester United is going to be disappointed with their performance as they are shite.
Person 1: Which team do you support?
Person 2: Manchester United
Person 1: oh, you must get no bitches
Person 2: Manchester United
Person 1: oh, you must get no bitches
by rohaan's father February 2, 2023