roger the fabricator's definitions

lubrication

n., alcohol, tonsil paint

Johnny, I think I needs me some lubrication from the packy.

by roger the fabricator February 19, 2004

going steady

the (generally mistaken) notion that a relationship is mutually agreeable

Elmer and Antoinette are going steady.

by roger the fabricator February 16, 2004

down to earth

a vague, meaningless expression that a wide variety of people use to express an undefinable positive quality in an other

For instance:
"Those two police officers were really down to earth, weren't they?"
"This ski lodge has down to earth feel to it, don't you think?"
"Rainbow is one of the most down to earth individuals I know."
"Say what you want about George Bush, but he's a down to earth kinda guy."
"The astronauts were the down to earth sort"
"REI and Eddie Bauer outlets have a down to earth feel to them."

by roger the fabricator February 5, 2004

workerist

one who fetishes work. Oftentimes the workerist will either:
a. not work much or at all
b. be a workaholic

Crusty had a trust fund and didn't work. Helen worked at the steelmill for six cents a day. Joe is looking for work but must beg for food. Alan is a manager and yuppie. Whaat they all have in common is that they will all talk about how important it is to have a strong work ethic. They are workerists.

by roger the fabricator February 16, 2004

werepunk

n., a punk that suddenly grows a lot of facial hair

Yikes! What happened to Jimmy? Oh my gawd! He's turned into a werepunk! Run!

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

homonymerific

adj., one of two or more last names (for dating couples) that have the same spelling but differ in meaning.

Tom Cruise is dating Penelope Cruz.

by roger the fabricator February 12, 2004

snack

that which is less than a full meal

Mmm, these Funyuns are a mighty tasty snack.

by roger the fabricator February 17, 2004