roger the fabricator's definitions

woo

n.(or adj), the way a person is when they uncritically believe unsubstantiated or unfounded ideas. Short for "woo woo".(See Russell's definition of woo woo)

Shirley believes that in a past life she was the Jolly Green Giant of Rainbowland. Shirley is very woo.

by roger the fabricator February 24, 2004

nubbly

adj., smaller than bumps and larger than stubble.

Linda's vibrator is nubbly like goosebumps.

by roger the fabricator February 16, 2004

tonsil paint

n., alcohol, lubrication

Jeb, let's paint the town red with some good ol' tonsil paint!

by roger the fabricator February 19, 2004

snack

that which is less than a full meal

Mmm, these Funyuns are a mighty tasty snack.

by roger the fabricator February 17, 2004

homeland security seagulls

n., seagulls or robot seagulls that hang around on piers/pilings or where airplanes board looking for "suspicious activity". Work for the government. Fascists.

"Is that a real seagull on that railing?"
"Or is it a homeland security seagull?"
"Welcome to the police state."

by roger the fabricator February 12, 2004

busfucked

to get screwed in some way while taking the bus. Examples include: the bus being late, standing out in the rain/snow/cold, having a shitty driver, having someone talk your ear off/assault you, getting sick later because someone sneezed all over you, etcetera.

"What took you so long getting to work?"
"Oh, you know, mass transit- I got busfucked."

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

whoopie arena

n.,bed, bedroom or wherever you have sex.

This expression, so far as I know, was first used on "The Dating Game", the television game show.

"Gentlemen,
Last night in the whoopie arena, will your partner say there was more harmonizing, compromizing or agonizing?"

by roger the fabricator February 5, 2004