roger the fabricator's definitions

homonymerific

adj., one of two or more last names (for dating couples) that have the same spelling but differ in meaning.

Tom Cruise is dating Penelope Cruz.

by roger the fabricator February 12, 2004

woo

n.(or adj), the way a person is when they uncritically believe unsubstantiated or unfounded ideas. Short for "woo woo".(See Russell's definition of woo woo)

Shirley believes that in a past life she was the Jolly Green Giant of Rainbowland. Shirley is very woo.

by roger the fabricator February 24, 2004

tonsil paint

n., alcohol, lubrication

Jeb, let's paint the town red with some good ol' tonsil paint!

by roger the fabricator February 19, 2004

workerist

one who fetishes work. Oftentimes the workerist will either:
a. not work much or at all
b. be a workaholic

Crusty had a trust fund and didn't work. Helen worked at the steelmill for six cents a day. Joe is looking for work but must beg for food. Alan is a manager and yuppie. Whaat they all have in common is that they will all talk about how important it is to have a strong work ethic. They are workerists.

by roger the fabricator February 16, 2004

-ies

an suffix used for a variety of words. Over-used to the point of nausea by the baby boomer generation

"This pot is giving me the munchies!" "Heather, you need to eat your veggies so you'll grow up big and strong!"

by roger the fabricator February 5, 2004

veggie

n., a cutesy way of saying vegetable

"Star-eagle, be sure to eat all your veggies!"

by roger the fabricator February 5, 2004

liquormission

an intermission for imbibing alcoholic beverages

This is our last song. After we take a little liquormission we'll be right back!

by roger the fabricator February 17, 2004