roger's definitions

Gansey

the name of a overtime dominator. can be found in the burn down town of Morgantown

Gansey had 29 pts in the 2OT win against Wake Forest and 10 pts in regulation that means 19 pts came in only 10 minutes of play(2OT's)

by Roger April 7, 2005

doored

v. to crash into and/or over a driver's side door(of a vehicle) while riding your bike. A painful biking experience
where two conflicting world-views collide.

What happened to your face?!
I was riding down first and some fucking yuppie got out of their beamer without looking and I got doored and did a face plant. Fuck!

by roger February 3, 2004

jocko homo

a straight jock who is so straight and so jock-like that he's obviously a neandertal and/or gay. Almost always from the suburbs.(Thus it is practically a synonym for "male suburbanite")

Yo, look who's cruising down the main drag in their white Jeep on a Friday night lookin' to get some- it's species jocko homo!

by roger January 29, 2004

hummer

1. Similar to a blowjob, but more pleasurable to the ass clown giving it than to the Boofer getting it.
2. Also know as "gobbling" one's stuff...

"Darren is an ass clown, but he gives great hummers", said Jace.

by Roger February 26, 2003

Spearsy

1) Crazy Dog Lady
2) Alcoholic

You'll end up like Spearsy

by Roger December 30, 2003

Admiral Perry

1. Commanding officer of the "Butt Pirate Navy" (1994-present).
2. A gay male who has a flat spot on his head to rest your drink while he gives you a hummer.
(also "Rear Admiral Perry")

All sailors of the Butt Pirate Navy were assembled for a demonstration by Admiral Perry on proper fudge packing.

by Roger February 26, 2003

boofer

A white male who likes his dick sucked by other males; usually named Jay or Jace

Jace doesn't have a girl friend because he's a Boofer.

by Roger February 25, 2003