roger's definitions

fuckagee

An word that someone uses when they makes a mistake, that people can't forget or keeps bring up.

Fuckagee I made a mistake get over it.

by Roger October 12, 2003

peach melvin

When an old man goes to a parlour and has his bald head buffed until shiny.

Oh hey George, I just got back from gettin' a peach melvin at Paul's Parlour.

by Roger May 7, 2005

shaid

Hideously ugly, usually describing a person.

Did you see that guy, he was shaid!

by Roger June 19, 2004

go commando

a guy deliberately not wearing underwear

"Nobody seemed to pay much attention when I dropped my pants until I decided to go command."

by Roger March 6, 2003

Roger Ranney

One who likes other males and likes to get ass fucked by clown choads, and after, amber jabonggas him all night long.

When Roger meets Amber.

by Roger April 10, 2005

boofer

A white male who likes his dick sucked by other males; usually named Jay or Jace

Jace doesn't have a girl friend because he's a Boofer.

by Roger February 25, 2003

Admiral Perry

1. Commanding officer of the "Butt Pirate Navy" (1994-present).
2. A gay male who has a flat spot on his head to rest your drink while he gives you a hummer.
(also "Rear Admiral Perry")

All sailors of the Butt Pirate Navy were assembled for a demonstration by Admiral Perry on proper fudge packing.

by Roger February 26, 2003