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Spiderman

Spider-Man is a fictional character, a comic book superhero who appears in comic books published by Marvel Comics. Created by writer-editor Stan Lee and writer-artist Steve Ditko, he first appeared in Amazing Fantasy #15 (August 1962). Lee and Ditko conceived of the character as an orphan being raised by his Aunt May and Uncle Ben, and as a teenager, having to deal with the normal struggles of adolescence in addition to those of a costumed crimefighter. Spider-Man's creators gave him super strength and agility, the ability to cling to most surfaces, shoot spider-webs using devices of his own invention which he called "web-shooters", and react to danger quickly with his "spider-sense", enabling him to combat his foes.

Iron man:Blad,you hear about Spiderman
Mary Jane Watson:Yeah,he is my boyfriend
Lois Lane:(Sighs)I wish she was my boyfriend
Superman: You've got me
Lois Lane:You're not good in bed

by rod300 June 1, 2012