hard off

The exact opposite of a hard on.
To lose one's erection or sexual urge.
A deflation of the penis due to an unsavory experience or sight.
Also spelled hardoff, hard-off
See also boner-killer

Rosie O'Donnell gives me a hard off.

by robin graves February 21, 2004

gravy boy

A homosexual male who loves to be covered with man-gravy jism.

Harold is a total gravy boy

by robin graves February 21, 2004

skexis

A hideous, gargley voiced,snaggle-toothed creature with tribal tits that resembles the hawaiian punch guy after chernobyl.

The skexis has a mysterious rust colored toothbrush in its car.

by Robin Graves January 26, 2003

jugga

A female with large jugs (breasts)

She used to be flat-chested but now she's a jugga

by robin graves February 21, 2004

bilal

An evil mutated siamese twin that was growing out of your torso and was surgically removed when you were 12 and know lives in a picnic basket and sneaks out at night to murder your girlfriends

Oh shit, have you seen Bilal? The basket's empty!

by robin graves February 21, 2004

twat rag

1. Slang for tampon.
2. A disparaging word to describe a female in anger or disgust, see bitch or cunt
see also cunt rag

Stacy is a dirty twat rag.

by robin graves February 21, 2004

boner-killer

An individual who can actually reverse an erection. Someone sexually unattractive.

See also hard off

Oprah Winfrey is a boner-killer

by robin graves February 21, 2004