robbie's definitions

shitwig

(n.) the act shaving someone's head, then dunking their head in a bucket of feces so that they're absence of hair is covered by a makeshift "shit-wig." The act of shitwigging is most often and easily performed on the massey . his slothlike behavior and incomparable laziness make him an easy target for a daily shitwigging.

Did you see Robbie gave the Massey another shitwig?
Yeah, I'll bet that tingled...doesn't that make 6 times this week?

by Robbie February 15, 2005

Chikamunga

The leader chicken in a group of chickens. The dominant chicken in a group of Chickens.

That chicken in the corner of the room is the Chikamunga of the group.

by Robbie June 3, 2004

ß

The german letter es'tzet (S'Z), pronounced ss. To wordprocess this letter you can hold 'Alt' and press '225' on the number pad on the right of the keyboard. It does not have a capital form and it is only used at the end of a word or the stem of a verb. All nouns in German must start with a capital letter.

Spaß - Fun
Weiß - White
Heiß - Hot
Schloß - Castle
Ich heiße Klaus - I am called Klaus.

by Robbie October 6, 2004

slug

gold tooth

damn that boys got a whole mouth mouf full of slugs.

by Robbie February 19, 2004

oaf

acronym for "only a friend" - a guy who will do just about anything with an attractive woman, short of anything sexual.

hence, his status of being "only a friend".

"...oh you mean that hot babe talking with Dave over there? don't worry dude,they're not a couple. you can still try to score with her....he's just an oaf!"

by Robbie May 15, 2005

six-figga nigga

Someone that makes a six-figure salary. Can be related to drugs, or a legitimate business.

He's rollin' in cash. He's a six-figga nigga.

by Robbie October 24, 2004

fizzback

After rapid consumption of continental strengh fizzy lager the fizzback is a very real possibilty. The victim is suddenly overwhelmed by a sudden urge to chunder, which leaves no room for tactical evacuation. Luckily for the victim the chunder is gas based and can be easily passed off as a mere fizzback rather than a more socially unaceptabble public vomitting. But, be warned, if the fizzback is stifled by covering the mouth, it will escape from the nearest orrifice, most usually the nostrils, but in extreme circumstances the eyeballs.

Hours after arriving in The Dam a giddy Colonel was overcome by nasal fizzback after coming unstuck in a particularly brutal drinking session

by Robbie February 26, 2005