rob's definitions

spread-bat

Like spread eagle, but upside down.

Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.

by Rob April 28, 2023

Mo Fo

this is short for Monkey Food (honestly) is originated from spending the day with Mad Jack and eating crisps

Man - You eat Mo Fo you smelly person
Guy - Your meen

by Rob July 4, 2004

baby bust

Droppen your load in a chick's gash, getten her pregnant without a doubt, to 'bust' a baby.

"Ohhh shit dude, I went baby bust in Samantha, no I'm gonna have to stick her with a coathanger and eat that shit."

by Rob July 5, 2004

swak

A cross between 'swank' and 'wack', swak, to masturbate at a very fast pace without thinking about afterward burning sensation and sore penis skin.

"Fuck me deep man, I had a nasty swak last night to that porno with the midget and the donkey you gave me, think I took 4 layers of skin off of my wang."

by Rob July 5, 2004

bowdy bowdy

a term used when someone is getting tough; think of when a ghetto chick snaps her fingers and says OH NO YOU DIDN'T

Oh sh*t that man is getting bowdy bowdy! Watch out

by Rob July 7, 2004

faringdon

Boring little village with nothing in it but houses and stoners.

Fancy trecking to faringdon to get some bud. I need to get wasted and Faringdon has loads of dealers

by Rob July 7, 2004

phagz0r

Relating to fags(phag)s. a person who is a fag

Stfu you silly little phagz0r

by Rob July 11, 2004