459 definitions by rob

butthole baby

The child born to a woman who had unprotected anal sex. The semen from the rectum drained (throughout daily activities, standing, walking, etc.) and eventually made its way down to her vagina, where it proceeded to impregnate her. It is possible. Mind you.

I fucked Mandie in the ass without a condom last night. She said it leaked and got in her pussy, she might have a butthole baby.

by rob October 3, 2003

fucken ell

The British form of fucking hell, used to say if there is something shocking. Commanly the work Jon.

Man pulls a small pistol on you.
"Fucken ell Jon, all you have is that potato gun?"

by rob January 4, 2004

Stray

A straight man who dress and/or acts gay. Commonly have lisps and enjoy arts/culture. Similar to but not altogether the same as Metrosexual . Also, see British

Although I act gay, I'm actually just stray. Which basically means the same thing, except if you try to stick anything up my ass I will knock you out.

by rob March 15, 2005

certone

tasteless paranoia. vulgar responses to sane behavior. cup of coffee and a cigarette. get tanked.

I be a certone...LOSE THE LIFE FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by rob March 30, 2005

certone

drinking for pain, not for pleasure.

"let's do this certone."

by rob July 8, 2005

Cumbucket

1. Someone who enjoys dumping bucketfulls of "man-juice" into their mouth 2. A slutty whore 3. An omelette containing red peppers, cilantro, and baked cod

Holy moly! Did you see that girl? She's such a cumbucket!

by rob April 1, 2003

with vengeance

The best band ever...website found @ www.withvengeance.com

with vengeance played a kick ass show last night

by rob January 12, 2004