3 definitions by rivertroll

Commander Shepard

The most epic video game character. Ever. From the Mass Effect games.

I was playing Mass Effect yesterday, and Commander Shepard is the most epic character ever.

by rivertroll May 31, 2009

Ze

The new, English, non-gendered, third-person singular, personal pronoun. Used in the following circumstances: (1) when the gender of the person/entity is unknown, (2) to refer to persons who wish to be identified as gender neutral, (3) to refer to generless items that have been humanized, and to refer to genderless persons/animals.

Also, to refer to individuals of the future race of sentient machines.

1) I've never met Jesse, is ze a dude or a chick?
2) Jesse is a badass lezzie. Ze goes spelunking on the daily.
3) The Titanic wasn't supposed to sink, zes designers were just massively incompetent.
4)My dog just got neutered, now ze is so sad.

by rivertroll January 28, 2013

Straight Down The Middle

A common call and response battle-cry for x-box live, stating that you will run down the middle of the map when the game starts on a suicide run. Common replies include, "Good Luck", "Your Dumb" and "STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE"

The Game will start in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, START
Gamer 1: "STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE"
Gamer 2: "STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE"
Gamer 3: "You two are dumb"
Gamer 4: "STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE"

by rivertroll May 26, 2009