1 definition by rish sorce
Vernon is a place in Sussex County of Northern New Jersey where kids think they are the toughest shit. 4/3 people smoke pot in Vernon and think nothing of it, using words they made up such as "toke", "bos", "dank", "derb", "beat", and "scrounge". There are almost as many people who snowboard as there are who "token bos tos that dank weed" in Vernon. For every 25,000 people in Vernon, there is 1 African American. Vernon has 25,000 people in it.
Some people think Vernon is the coolest shit because it features hit hang out places such as "The Flats" and "The A&P". Some also think they are B.A.M.F.'s because they get up in class and say "You know what homie, i don't give a FUCK yo this shit is just siiiick." and walk out of the class to 'toke some grass' in the bathroom and go home to their failure parents.
There are 4 kinds of people in Vernon: Bosers, Tokers, Not blacks, and Whites. Leaks from government intelligence suggest they will use nuclear missiles on the town of Vernon so that the stupidity and 'really dank weed' doesn't spread to anywhere else.
Some people think Vernon is the coolest shit because it features hit hang out places such as "The Flats" and "The A&P". Some also think they are B.A.M.F.'s because they get up in class and say "You know what homie, i don't give a FUCK yo this shit is just siiiick." and walk out of the class to 'toke some grass' in the bathroom and go home to their failure parents.
There are 4 kinds of people in Vernon: Bosers, Tokers, Not blacks, and Whites. Leaks from government intelligence suggest they will use nuclear missiles on the town of Vernon so that the stupidity and 'really dank weed' doesn't spread to anywhere else.
Yo, broseph, wanna come over my house and token bos tos that green grass dank weed yah?
Hey, I just went to Vernon and I lost all dignity.
Person 1: Woah, did you see that?
Person 2: No, what was it?
Person 1: I think it was a black!
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, everyone knows there's no niggers in vernon
Person 1: Oh Person 2, you're such a funy guy. I don't know what I'd do without you.
Person 2: You'd probably bos tos toke yo.
Prick 1: YO BRO TOKE WITH ME BRO
Prick 2: FUCKIN BEAT ASS SHIT YEAH BRO
Hey, I just went to Vernon and I lost all dignity.
Person 1: Woah, did you see that?
Person 2: No, what was it?
Person 1: I think it was a black!
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, everyone knows there's no niggers in vernon
Person 1: Oh Person 2, you're such a funy guy. I don't know what I'd do without you.
Person 2: You'd probably bos tos toke yo.
Prick 1: YO BRO TOKE WITH ME BRO
Prick 2: FUCKIN BEAT ASS SHIT YEAH BRO
by rish sorce December 24, 2008