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mike jones

a rapper whose music shows a heavy influence from "timmy" the retarded kid in the wheel chair on south park.
borrowing from timmy's style, mike jones decided to say his name repeatedly, and often even in different tones as well. amazing.
timmy: timmy!!
mike jones: mike jones bitch!
by rilesworth September 8, 2006
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junk and stuff

used in conjunction with terms such as whatnot, this and that, and whoever, to describe a broad field of ideas.
milas: we should go swimming and junk and stuff.
rilesworth: yeah, we can go with whoever and do this and that and whatnot.
by rilesworth August 19, 2006
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game fuel

a flavor of mountain dew that increases halo and gaming skillage tremendously. game fuel is a strong central nervous system stimulant. studies show decreased reaction time and increased accuracy in gamers who take game fuel. game fuel withdrawal is known for its unpleasant mental, physical and emotional effects, ranging from paranoia, sweaty palms, hallucinations, seizures, coma, and even death... the kind that lasts forever. the federal government is considering scheduling mountain dew game fuel because of its high abuse potential. there are many support groups available for those who are addicted to game fuel, most notably game fuel anonymous.
my best friend and uncle both overdosed on game fuel and died. forever.
it may seem glamorous at first, drinking game fuel and having fun with your friends playing halo, but eventually your spiral into addiction and you end up just sitting by yourself in your bedroom taking game fuel and playing halo three all by yourself. its the wrong path to go down, dont do it.
by rilesworth October 21, 2007
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second hand smoke

what smokers emit from the end of there cigarettes/mouth. people will say that second hand smoke or "sidestream smoke" is more dangerous than firsthand, true bullshit at its finest. the smoker is getting both second hand and first hand smoke, and the filter doesnt really make the smoke less bad for you. how can someone walking by be more dangerously exposed than someone who is puffing on the dam thing?! smells pretty bad if you ask me, but you need only walk 10 whole yards away to avoid it.
rob reiner: ahem! (bights out of hamburger) but that cigarette out now! the second hand smoke is... killling me.. (COUGH COUGH).
smoker at bar: calm down dude, were in a fucking bar...
rob reiner: you are a baby killler! you hear me! a baby killer! you eat there brains at night!
smoker at bar and everyone else: fuck off rob reiner.
by rilesworth July 26, 2006
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snorkeling

ok since completely putting your head in someones ass is impossible, there is another definition for this.
when someone at a restaraunt (or anywhere actually) sucks there straw obnoxiously loud when theyve drunk up most of all there drink.
first that dude tells the loudest unfunny joke to the whole restaraunt, then he goes snorkeling, damn what a pigeon fucker.
by rilesworth October 15, 2006
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gajifa!

police officer: whats this kilo of weed doing in the trunk of your car?!
you: GAJIFA!
by rilesworth July 23, 2006
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stone temple pilots

eric: we had to come up with something that stood for STP, so we did stone temple pilots, which has no meaning. barely even sounds cool.
by rilesworth July 24, 2006
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