rilesworth's definitions

mike jones

a rapper whose music shows a heavy influence from "timmy" the retarded kid in the wheel chair on south park.
borrowing from timmy's style, mike jones decided to say his name repeatedly, and often even in different tones as well. amazing.

timmy: timmy!!
mike jones: mike jones bitch!

by rilesworth September 8, 2006

no homo

a phrase which should be immediately followed by the phrase "none taken" by those who want to be considered polite.

woodrow: i want you to use my cum as mouthwash and then put it back in my mouth, no homo.
rilesworth: none taken.

by rilesworth May 23, 2007

fuse

a channel that had a really good premise, then was ruined by emo music. true they show more music than both vh-1 and mtv combined, but emo music isnt really music. i liked it when they showed the ledzeppelin dvd thing, but even then they got a whole bunch of crappy emo bands to come on and say how much they liked led zeppelin and how much it influenced them. meanwhile, their drummer mr. bonham was rolling in his grave. fuse would be so much cooler if they didnt try to go after the same group of people ALLL DAY LONG ie. emo kids who are between 13 and 15 maybe.

hey do you like fuse? whats that a music channel or something? no it cant be, they dont play real music. the music on the history channel is better than that shit.

by rilesworth July 23, 2006

g.a.y.

stands for green and yellow.

examples of g.a.y.:
ex 1- my favorite colors are gay.
ex 2- john deere tractors are gay.
ex 3- green bay packer uniforms are gay.
ex 4- im gonna re paint my gay room.
ex 5- your shirt is gay.
ex 6- a lot of flowers are gay. daisies are a good example of gay flowers.
ex 7- lance bass is gay.

by rilesworth August 19, 2006

shaners

russian for "tumor nose." has more zits on his face than the helpers at best buy in the video game section. made up some NASJET shit and wouldnt back down from it.

shaners: jews dont get circumsized.
rest of world:.......

by rilesworth August 22, 2006

second hand smoke

what smokers emit from the end of there cigarettes/mouth. people will say that second hand smoke or "sidestream smoke" is more dangerous than firsthand, true bullshit at its finest. the smoker is getting both second hand and first hand smoke, and the filter doesnt really make the smoke less bad for you. how can someone walking by be more dangerously exposed than someone who is puffing on the dam thing?! smells pretty bad if you ask me, but you need only walk 10 whole yards away to avoid it.

rob reiner: ahem! (bights out of hamburger) but that cigarette out now! the second hand smoke is... killling me.. (COUGH COUGH).
smoker at bar: calm down dude, were in a fucking bar...
rob reiner: you are a baby killler! you hear me! a baby killer! you eat there brains at night!
smoker at bar and everyone else: fuck off rob reiner.

by rilesworth July 26, 2006

preppie fag

every prep who ever lived is one. wears: rainbows, sperrys, polo shirts of any type including cherokee, ralph lauren, etc., gay looking trucker hat, new balance shoes with "n" (often multiple pairs), khaki pants, pants with rainbows (bad call), abercrombie shirts with aweful attempst at sexual innuendo. listens to: anything top 40, from any genre, always says they enjoy all music when in truth if you played anything remotely hard core there ears would bleed. (melvins, celtic frost, some nirvana even).

me: lets go drag some preppie fags behind our car then burn down there mustangs and hang them by there own god damned collars.
my friends: how much money is involved?

by rilesworth July 24, 2006