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Definitions by riga1tony

I'm So High Right Now, used to describe one's state after the consumption of too much weed.
Robert: Dude come on we're gonna go to the movies.
Jack: I can't.
Robert: Fine dude, what do you want to do?
Jack: Nothing.
Robert: You know what don't be such a fag, we're going to the movie. -leaves-
Jack: Oh my god, ishrn.
ISHRN by riga1tony July 11, 2011

e-blast from the past 

When you look at all of your old comments/pictures on MySpace and Facebook and see how your friends used to act and treat you.
I was having a fight with my boyfriend and then I went on facebook and found a picture of us from 3 years ago and read how hot he thought I looked in that bikini. Thanks to that e-blast from the past we're happier than ever.

You're Diamonds 

When you, or a group of people, go so hard that you transcend hardness and there is nothing else to describe you as.
What? You just fucked 9 bitches at the same time while doing four lines and playing Through The Fire And The Flames on expert?.... You're Diamonds....You are fucking Diamonds......
You're Diamonds by riga1tony July 27, 2009

Fag Songs 

Songs sung by people who think they are either cool, or think that they are cool because they aren't cool. These songs are usually sung by members of a High School Choir, Band, or Orchestra.
fag Songs Include (But are not limited to)
Piano Man by Billie Joel
The Day the Music Died by Don McClean
and just about any Journey song, especially:
Don't Stop Believing
Fag Songs by riga1tony June 14, 2009

Penis Rule 

When in an argument over the attractiveness of a female with another female, a man may apply this rule to cement the fact that he's correct.
Women: Wow she is totally hot.
Guy: No, No she really isn't are you bind or something?
Women: No she really is, what's wrong with you.
Guy: Penis Rule *Points to Groin* I'm right.
Women: Damn you got me...

Ugly Chick: hehhh Are you gooys telking 'bout meh???!!?!?
Penis Rule by riga1tony May 27, 2009

Scale of 1 to 10 

1) An arbitrary declaration or description of a noun, usually an event or a women, in order to give no further information.

2) A scale by which to describe something that in no way involves numbers in any way.
1)

John: Yo, look at that chick.
Paul: Ehh, she's like a 5 at best.
John: Whatever man, she's at least a 7.

2)
Anthony: So on a Scale of 1 to 10 how was your day?
Jackie: On a scale of 1 to 10, it was pretty awesome.
Anthony: That made absolutely no sense. But I like it.

blurtIMing 

When you tend to hit enter after each word in an Instant Message conversation for no apparent reason.
Lauren: So
Lauren: Today was
Lauren: like so

Lauren: much fun
Lauren: I can't
Lauren: believe
Lauren: we got all that
Lauren: done
Lauren: so fast.
Lauren: It's really
Lauren: Unbelievable.
Anthony: Yeah, nice, thanks for blurtIMing me homo, that was a really easy story to follow
blurtIMing by riga1tony May 17, 2009