rickyyyyy's definitions

smoke me

a demand for a female to give oral pleasure to a man

Smoke me bitch...please

by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007

clean the pickle

to masturbate in a fashion of gently stroking up and down the phallus, pleasantly, covering all spots...compared to vigorously and violently beating the meat...which can leave chaff marks

When colby got home ,he planned to clean the pickle, to save him from further scarring

by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007

dooey

slang for a person who received a DUI recently

French is NOT driving, he's a dooey

by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007

FTNP

an exclamatory phrase used when you get to the brink of dying while doing an extraordinarily hard lift at the gym

acronym for Fuck That! No Problem!

yelling this usually results in a better lift and an aggressive attitude while excersizing, causing you to finish your lift and go on being a meathead

Ricky: I CANT FINISH!!!

Jacob: Yes you can!

Jordan: C'mon!

(all together): FTNP!!!!

Ricky: ahhh got it! thanks guys

by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007

crank sesh

a session where you sit there and masturbate. crankin ur dick

Ricky: Ali, you wanna come over and paly madden?

Ali: Naw, my parents are out of town, so i think im just gonna go home and have a nice crank sesh

by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007

deadman

a phrase you shout when your with a lot of people and while getting out of a seat that you want empty when you come back. this word automatically makes you safe from getting your seat stolen.

(as ricky got out of his seat to grab a drink he shouted): Deadman!

by Rickyyyyy June 10, 2007

sip and cruise

the skilled act of drinking and driving at the same time

Ricky: Do you want to pregame for the party?

Alex: No, im gonna sip and cruise my way there

by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007