ricky roma's definitions

Deuce

(verb) to shit; (noun) shit; (past tense) shitted or shat

(verb) Man, I gotta deuce bad.
(noun) You should have seen that deuce I dropped. It was man-sized.
(past tense) I just deuced, and it be stinkin' up the joint.

by ricky roma September 24, 2003

budget

spending within a set limit, and not going apeshit with the credit card and bad checks.

Now that I bought a new Porsche, looks like I'm gonna have to be on a budget for the next 6 years.

by Ricky Roma November 27, 2003

garbage man

bench player, who has the primary quality of burning minutes and chipping in the occassional goal.

Term mostly used in hockey, but can also be used in basketball or baseball.

We picked up Dave this season because he's the perfect garbage man. He burns minutes which allows our RWs to rest, and he chips in about 10 garbage goals a year.

by Ricky Roma December 27, 2003

2 in the pink 1 in the stink

another name for the wordshocker/word

guy: can I give you the shocker?
girl: no
guy: how about two in the pink one in the stink?
girl: sure

girls are stupid

by Ricky Roma November 29, 2003

Band Aid

group of musicians from the UK who recorded "Do They Know It's Christmas?" in the mid 80s.

If you have no idea what song this is, trust me on this one; you will hear it over and over and over and over and over....

I was walking through Walmart and I heard that fucking Band Aid song for the 26th time today....and Christmas is a month away. For fucks sake, I hope that song will go away soon.

by Ricky Roma November 27, 2003

crystal meth

short for the electronic music group "Crystal Method".

Known for songs such as "(Can't You) Trip like I do?", "Comin' Back", "Busy Child", and "Name of the Game"

I downloaded "Tweekend", the newest CD from The Crystal Meth, this weekend. It ain't too bad.

by ricky roma October 12, 2003

BOHICA

acronym, although pronounced as if it is a single word, for "Bend over! Here it comes again."

Commonly used around the workplace when getting repeatedly fucked by the work center supervisor. Very commonly used within the military, specifically the navy and FFG-22.

(Office Space reference)

Bill Lumburgh asking Peter Gibbons to work on Saturday is a perfect example of getting fucked by the supervisor.

Lumbergh asking Peter to come in on Sunday is even more fucked up. Peter should have yelled "BOHICA!" and walked out of the office.

by Ricky Roma January 16, 2004