sloppy casper

A bukkake session that results in the whole face being covered in semen with the exception of the eyes leaving the recipient to appear as if they are wearing a traditional ghost costume made from a sheet with the eye holes cut out. The only difference is, in this case, the sheet is made of semen.
Yukio was tired of her eyes stinging so by the time she shot Japanese Cum Queens 7, she closed her eyes during the money shots leaving her with a sloppy casper when all the men were finished.
by rickabone August 21, 2017
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Elon

The piece of excrement that remains stuck half in and half out of your anus after the last fecal log has dropped usually resulting in seemingly endless wiping in attempt to get clean without success.
My asshole itches something fierce after I couldn’t get rid of that Elon this morning. I think I need more fiber in my diet.
by rickabone November 07, 2022
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Brian

A slang term, most commonly used by Filipino women, referring to Caucasian men. A generic and somewhat less offensive term for "white boy" in Filipino culture.
That brian comes here every day and orders a venti iced coffee.
by rickabone November 06, 2014
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Adventure Birding

To spit the semen from random strangers into a loved ones mouth. Similar to how baby birds get fed by their mothers, only using semen instead of worms.
Dan was excited to meet random dudes in Belize so he could experience adventure birding for the first time.
by rickabone June 29, 2021
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Split the Casper

The act of penetrating an uncertain hole. An often risky maneuver, "Splitting the Casper" involves taking aim in the general vicinity of two known holes, where the entire area is occluded, or glazed-over, leaving neither hole fully visible. The penetrating object is then thrust at the goopy mess with the hopes of slipping comfortably into either one of two holes. Often this maneuver results in "Hitting the trailer," which is a less that desired result.
Nine guys deep in her gangbang, Michelle's nether region was a sloppy, uncertain mess, but Big Tom didn't care where he ended up so he closed his eyes and "Split the Casper." Unfortunately for Michelle, he was hitting the trailer this time.
by rickabone September 18, 2017
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Banana Candy

1. Sexy Asian women
2. Attractive girls of Asian descent.
The new movie theater at Stonestown Galleria is chocked full of banana candy.
by rickabone April 12, 2022
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Hitting the trailer

Penetrating the anus. Hitting the trailer is a euphemism for anal sex, but is more specifically used when the anal sex was unwanted or not discussed ahead of time and the recipient expects to receive normal vaginal sex, but is surprised by their anus being penetrated instead.
Charlene had no clue that Cletus was planning something different this time, but he grabbed her ankles, spit, and began "hitting the trailer" much to her shock and chagrin.
by rickabone September 18, 2017
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