rick's definitions

denaginate

To orally pleasure a woman to stop her from nagging you.

Jane immediately stop complaining about the weather as Rick began to denaginate her

by Rick December 5, 2003

O-Town Olympics

A game played by drunks from the town of Orange, Massachusetts. The game conists of drinking a large quantity of alcohol and then making yourself throw up by placing your fingers in your mouth. The winner is the first person to throw up.

"Hey Mac won the O-Town Olympics."

by rick December 6, 2003

Socialism

May work with a strong willed ruler and many fearful citizens.

"Will someday crush the greedy, fuckhead democrats of George W. Land" -Dominic J.

by Rick December 8, 2003

Peck

1. A action that usaully a bird does
2. Mr. Peck

Pecker: A penis

"Mr. Peck is so hot right now!"

by Rick December 8, 2003

fuck a duck

One of the many capabilities of a 12 gauge shotgun.

I can't hit shit with this 20 gauge, but this ol' Remington 12 will sure reach out and fuck a duck!

by Rick August 8, 2003

haul ass

To relocate a donkey by means of vehiclular transportation.

Boy, those F-150's ain't so fast, but they can sure haul ass!

by Rick August 8, 2003

circus penis

Any penis that, when flaccid, hangs down far enough to bisect the imaginary line between one's kneecaps.

She let out a holler when he tried to shove that circus penis of his up her asshole.

by Rick August 8, 2003