richie's definitions

minging

Verb, present continuative tense of ming, q.v.

1. smelly
2. ugly
3. drunk, (usu. used in relating last night's events)
4. generally distasteful, Someone who is minging is also a minger, q.v.

This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

"I went to the pub last night and it was so smokey, my clothes are minging!"
"He's thinks he looks great but he's minging."
"My mate's dog drank a whole bowlful of rum and he was minging!"
"Chuck that kebab out, it's minging!"

by Richie December 11, 2003

kirk hammett

Very good guitarist for Metallica. There are better though, like Vai, Satch, Petrucci though.

Kirk Hammett is a very good guitar player and can come up with great catchy solos.

by Richie January 5, 2004

bad badge

An extra hairy, smelly, withered non edible, yet bangable furburger.

Candy has a bad badge, so I'll skip the mowin' and get to the plowin'!

by Richie January 24, 2004

ted strickland

Major leauge asshole running for Governor of Ohio in 2006. Is projected as a moderate Democrat, but is actually a very liberal democrat.

"Vote for Ted Strickland!"
Concerned Democrat- "Ok!"

by Richie July 3, 2006

piss off

fuck off

Fuck off BOFH

by richie August 8, 2003

hummer my balls

When a worthy dame manipulates your nut-sack with her tongue and lips.

"Hummer my balls bitch"

by Richie January 27, 2004

Curtain Face

A white person who calls people Zipperheads. >:O. (KASEY KELLY)

That Curtain Face shouldn't talk.

by Richie May 31, 2004