ricflairismyfather's definitions

batbeat

what happens to shit-dicks that cheat on their wives or steal from the in-laws when their in-laws are total hillbilly rednecks or full blooded goombahs.

That prickwad was a cheatin on Jenny Sue, we batbeat the sorry ass into a pulp.

Yeeh, dat mudder fucka stole cash from uncle Vinnie and Cheated on Maria. He got batbeat fa dat.

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

turd sandwich

Something you want to feed someone who has made an obsurd request.

"I am not going to loan that sucker a dime, however, I will give him a turd sandwich"

by ricflairismyfather October 3, 2005

tap bath

term to discribe the type pf bath a slut, hooker, or porn star would take in between sexual encounters where they quickly wipe off their Tits, Ass, and Pussy.

"That whore had so much jizz on her, she had to take a quick tap bath"

by ricflairismyfather October 11, 2005

drinks from the straw

term used to to describe the act of a girl swallowing jizz at the end of the blow job.

Chuck: Man that girl is hot.
Steve: Yeah, she blew me once.
Chuck: was it good?
Steve: Damn straight, drinks from the straw too!
Chuck: Wow! now she is extra hot.

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

awright

What 20-something black men say no matter what you ask them.

Carl: Hey DaTrevious, I just made a sandwich with a fresh turd I let out this morning. Wanna try it?
DaTravious: Awright

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

shooting pool

Term used to describe you and your buddies taking turns shooting jizz into some drunk whores mouth.

Todd: Amanda was so trashed the other night me, Dave, Brad, and Mike were shooting pool with her.

by ricflairismyfather December 28, 2005

spunkacola

the act of cumming on your girlfrinds face while simultaniously enjoying a refreshing cola drink.

I was poping a wad in Amy's mouth and I was real thirsty too, I had to perform an emergncy spunkacola.

by ricflairismyfather December 28, 2005