15 definitions by ricflairismyfather
Name you call someone (to their face) who is not very sharp and gets on your nerves. Richard = Dick, Whiskey = Liquor, therefore you are calling him a Dick Licker.
Melvin: Hi, I want to be your friend. I am really good at soccer and I have horrible breath too.
Brian: Hey now, richard whiskey, aren't you late for something. Scoot along now and I will talk to you later.
Melvin(thinking to himself): He really likes me. He made up a nick name for me...but what does richard whiskey mean?
Brian: Hey now, richard whiskey, aren't you late for something. Scoot along now and I will talk to you later.
Melvin(thinking to himself): He really likes me. He made up a nick name for me...but what does richard whiskey mean?
by ricflairismyfather October 7, 2005
Nurse: Here is the Ugly Stick Doc. This one is poor white trash, 5 whacks should do it.
Doctor: The next on is from the projects, right? Okay, find the heavy duty model, we will need it.
Doctor: The next on is from the projects, right? Okay, find the heavy duty model, we will need it.
by ricflairismyfather October 7, 2005
by ricflairismyfather October 3, 2005
I was poping a wad in Amy's mouth and I was real thirsty too, I had to perform an emergncy spunkacola.
by ricflairismyfather October 7, 2005
What happens to men after they get married. Strange women start trying to give you free tuna, you former girlfriend (now wife) stops giving you tuna.
"Man she said I do and no more tuna, but woman I could not have tagged before are flocking to me. Tuna Suprise!
by ricflairismyfather October 7, 2005
term to discribe the type pf bath a slut, hooker, or porn star would take in between sexual encounters where they quickly wipe off their Tits, Ass, and Pussy.
by ricflairismyfather October 7, 2005
Carl: Hey DaTrevious, I just made a sandwich with a fresh turd I let out this morning. Wanna try it?
DaTravious: Awright
DaTravious: Awright
by ricflairismyfather October 7, 2005