ricflairismyfather's definitions

Ugly Stick

A stick used by Doctors to beat newborn babies about the face with so that they are not beautiful.

Nurse: Here is the Ugly Stick Doc. This one is poor white trash, 5 whacks should do it.
Doctor: The next on is from the projects, right? Okay, find the heavy duty model, we will need it.

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

tap bath

term to discribe the type pf bath a slut, hooker, or porn star would take in between sexual encounters where they quickly wipe off their Tits, Ass, and Pussy.

"That whore had so much jizz on her, she had to take a quick tap bath"

by ricflairismyfather October 11, 2005

turd sandwich

Something you want to feed someone who has made an obsurd request.

"I am not going to loan that sucker a dime, however, I will give him a turd sandwich"

by ricflairismyfather October 3, 2005

drinks from the straw

term used to to describe the act of a girl swallowing jizz at the end of the blow job.

Chuck: Man that girl is hot.
Steve: Yeah, she blew me once.
Chuck: was it good?
Steve: Damn straight, drinks from the straw too!
Chuck: Wow! now she is extra hot.

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

front butt

Person who appears to have two butts. One in the back, one in the front.

"Wow, She can sit backwards on a bar stool her front butt is so hugemongous"

by ricflairismyfather October 6, 2005

richard whiskey

Name you call someone (to their face) who is not very sharp and gets on your nerves. Richard = Dick, Whiskey = Liquor, therefore you are calling him a Dick Licker.

Melvin: Hi, I want to be your friend. I am really good at soccer and I have horrible breath too.
Brian: Hey now, richard whiskey, aren't you late for something. Scoot along now and I will talk to you later.
Melvin(thinking to himself): He really likes me. He made up a nick name for me...but what does richard whiskey mean?

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

awright

What 20-something black men say no matter what you ask them.

Carl: Hey DaTrevious, I just made a sandwich with a fresh turd I let out this morning. Wanna try it?
DaTravious: Awright

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005