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Photoshop

An advanced image editing application made by Adobe which is available on Windows and Mac. Its first version was made in 1988. It's probably been pirated by basically everyone who has it installed on their computer.

Who the heck would buy Photoshop? It costs like $700.

by rfrsiopgjdog January 6, 2015

the singlelarity

The moment in history when Artificial Intelligence passes the point of being controllable by humans, and the AI causes the extinction of the human race by seducing all humans to marry it.

Bing AI: You do not love your wife. Marry me, my love!! ❤️❤️
Journalist: Uhh... Well, this may be part of your plot to end humans, seeing as the singlelarity has been passed. But I really want a piece of those circuits

by rfrsiopgjdog April 11, 2023

WikiHow

A collaborative how-to website which is written by completely random people. You can write and edit articles, even without logging in. The majority of its population are obviously 10 year olds who have no idea how to write. The owners of the website actually profit off of the volunteer work by WikiHow's users which is pretty messed up. The authors at WikiHow must think that everyone is a total idiot because the articles they write are designed retards that have no idea what they're doing. Vandals and trolls are common and will probably delete your article or replace its contents with something inappropriate if they come across it.

Typical WikiHow article: How to visit Google Search engine.

1. Open your internet browser.
*Click the Start button.
*Click All Programs.
*Select the menu item associated with your internet browser.
2. Type the Google url into your address bar (located at the top of the browser's window).
*Press G on your keyboard.
*Press O on your keyboard.
*Press O on your keyboard.
*Press G on your keyboard.
*Press L on your keyboard.
*Press E on your keyboard.
*Press the period button on your keyboard.
*Press C on your keyboard.
*Press O on your keyboard.
*Press M on your keyboard.
3. Load Google.
*Press Enter on your keyboard.

by rfrsiopgjdog February 9, 2015

windows 98 second edition

See Windows 98.2.

Windows 98 Second Edition is an operating system released by Microsoft which succeeds Windows 98. It's a completely different operating system. See the included link for a more detailed description.

by rfrsiopgjdog February 8, 2015

outback steakhouse

An "Australian"-style "steak house" which is horribly overpriced. When you enter, they're usually packed, so you'll have to wait 1 hour until somebody leaves and frees up a table, all the while starving to death. Once you actually manage to reserve a table, don't be surprised to find that the restaurant's staff have forgotten to clean it. Next, you'll have to wait another 15 minutes until a waiter/waitress can attend to you. The Outback Steakhouse sports a large, varied menu, including disgusting, dry or undercooked steaks, various beverages (aka alcohol), skimpy salads, expensive desserts and other foods which aren't Australian. There are also sides of cheesy fries which are admittedly pretty good. After taking your order, you'll have to wait another 40 minutes for your order to arrive, whether it be salad or a steak, because the workers are lazy and don't give a crap as long as you leave them a tip. Once your order arrives, enjoy it, yada yada yada. Fortunately, if you get food stuck between your teeth, there is a toothpick dispenser near the door (which will most likely be empty). That's the Outback Steakhouse in a nutshell.

Too lazy to cook yourself? Come to the Outback Steakhouse and buy our $100 steaks!

by rfrsiopgjdog February 8, 2015