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by rfrsiopgjdog May 6, 2015
Get the last chance community college mug.The cancer of Pennsylvania. Monopoly allows them to sell overpriced internet, low upload speed, cable boxes 10 years out of date.
by rfrsiopgjdog July 31, 2016
Get the service electric mug.A type of website that you should avoid at all costs. Signs of a Yahoo! website include willingly letting the NSA mass-search for keywords in emails, whereas Microsoft, out of all companies, will put up a fight, knowing of a hack for 2 years before letting their users know, bombarding users with advertisements and news articles about Kim Kardashian, having writers who don't know how to spell, making sure that the timing for everything to go wrong is just right, e.g. admitting about a hack as soon was Verizon is about to buy them, putting product placements in movies in the most awkward and conspicuous manners e.g. the Inspector Gadget movie, having a terrible search engine and toolbars that change your search engine to theirs, and stealing other websites' content.
Yahoo! can go to hell.
by rfrsiopgjdog October 5, 2016
Get the Yahoo! mug.A derogatory name the computer gives to you when you try to type or hit keys but you're not clicked into a text box.
Often triggers a ding or alert sound once for every key you presss.
Often triggers a ding or alert sound once for every key you presss.
*put book on keyboard while you're on the windows desktop*
Computer: DING DING DING DING DING YOU DINGALING!
Computer: DING DING DING DING DING YOU DINGALING!
by rfrsiopgjdog March 9, 2023
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by rfrsiopgjdog April 11, 2023
Get the beeregulation mug.The moment in history when Artificial Intelligence passes the point of being controllable by humans, and the AI causes the extinction of the human race by seducing all humans to marry it.
Bing AI: You do not love your wife. Marry me, my love!! ❤️❤️
Journalist: Uhh... Well, this may be part of your plot to end humans, seeing as the singlelarity has been passed. But I really want a piece of those circuits
Journalist: Uhh... Well, this may be part of your plot to end humans, seeing as the singlelarity has been passed. But I really want a piece of those circuits
by rfrsiopgjdog April 11, 2023
Get the the singlelarity mug.When a decision maker is supposed to act impartial but makes their decisions based on their "friendship" with a stakeholder who benefits from those decisions.
Decision maker example: regulatory agency
Stakeholder example: business under regulation
Decision maker example: regulatory agency
Stakeholder example: business under regulation
FAA administrator, old friend of Boeing: Hm, should we ground these crashing 737 maxs? Maybe. 🕵️
Boeing: Hey, we will take care of the issue, promise. It can affect our profits if you ground them. Please please please don't ground them. Don't research too hard into the chances of crashes, pleasies!🥺
FAA administrator: hmm, you make a good point, and we were friends before. 🥲 Hmm, this is suddenly not a real issue anymore, no siree. This will go very well. 😌 Man diet corruption tastes good.
Boeing: Hey, we will take care of the issue, promise. It can affect our profits if you ground them. Please please please don't ground them. Don't research too hard into the chances of crashes, pleasies!🥺
FAA administrator: hmm, you make a good point, and we were friends before. 🥲 Hmm, this is suddenly not a real issue anymore, no siree. This will go very well. 😌 Man diet corruption tastes good.
by rfrsiopgjdog August 23, 2023
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