rfrsiopgjdog's definitions

service electric

The cancer of Pennsylvania. Monopoly allows them to sell overpriced internet, low upload speed, cable boxes 10 years out of date.

Fuck off service electric.

by rfrsiopgjdog July 31, 2016

Photoshop

An advanced image editing application made by Adobe which is available on Windows and Mac. Its first version was made in 1988. It's probably been pirated by basically everyone who has it installed on their computer.

Who the heck would buy Photoshop? It costs like $700.

by rfrsiopgjdog January 6, 2015

the singlelarity

The moment in history when Artificial Intelligence passes the point of being controllable by humans, and the AI causes the extinction of the human race by seducing all humans to marry it.

Bing AI: You do not love your wife. Marry me, my love!! ❤️❤️
Journalist: Uhh... Well, this may be part of your plot to end humans, seeing as the singlelarity has been passed. But I really want a piece of those circuits

by rfrsiopgjdog April 11, 2023

diet corruption

When a decision maker is supposed to act impartial but makes their decisions based on their "friendship" with a stakeholder who benefits from those decisions.

Decision maker example: regulatory agency
Stakeholder example: business under regulation

FAA administrator, old friend of Boeing: Hm, should we ground these crashing 737 maxs? Maybe. 🕵️
Boeing: Hey, we will take care of the issue, promise. It can affect our profits if you ground them. Please please please don't ground them. Don't research too hard into the chances of crashes, pleasies!🥺
FAA administrator: hmm, you make a good point, and we were friends before. 🥲 Hmm, this is suddenly not a real issue anymore, no siree. This will go very well. 😌 Man diet corruption tastes good.

by rfrsiopgjdog August 23, 2023

IP Address

An abbreviation of "Internet Protocol Address". Internet Protocol Addresses are assigned to every device connected to the internet (e.g. Wifi connected printers, computers, smartphones, etc) to distinguish them from each other. They are a series of random numbers separated by periods. The I.P. Address of your device can be tracked by websites that you visit using it. You can actually determine someone's approximate location if you obtain their I.P. Address by contacting the ISP that it belongs to. You can find information about your I.P. Address, someone else's I.P. address, or you can find the I.P. address of a website on myip.ms.

64.210.140.1 is the I.P. address of Porn.com.
Searching "IP Address" on Google Search shows you what your I.P. address is.

by rfrsiopgjdog February 9, 2015

QuickTime

Awful media player by Apple which is usually installed by people only because they need it to run a .MOV file, Apple's shitty proprietary video format. Constantly freezes or lags out on older computers and laptops, and has the ugliest, most unintuitive GUI ever. Has features that require a paid PRO license which are free in other programs, such as video conversion. Has absolutely no support at all for the Windows version. It leaves behind various malware such as Apple Application Support and Apple Software Update when uninstalled.

If you're planning to install QuickTime, you might as well use Windows Media Player.

by rfrsiopgjdog December 16, 2014

Freeze

In technological terms, the event of a device, program, etc failing to respond to your actions, usually due to an error.

Freeze Example: As I was typing the final words of my college essay, Microsoft Word froze forcing me to close it and I lost all of my progress.

by rfrsiopgjdog January 11, 2015