rfrsiopgjdog's definitions

diet corruption

When a decision maker is supposed to act impartial but makes their decisions based on their "friendship" with a stakeholder who benefits from those decisions.

Decision maker example: regulatory agency
Stakeholder example: business under regulation

FAA administrator, old friend of Boeing: Hm, should we ground these crashing 737 maxs? Maybe. 🕵️
Boeing: Hey, we will take care of the issue, promise. It can affect our profits if you ground them. Please please please don't ground them. Don't research too hard into the chances of crashes, pleasies!🥺
FAA administrator: hmm, you make a good point, and we were friends before. 🥲 Hmm, this is suddenly not a real issue anymore, no siree. This will go very well. 😌 Man diet corruption tastes good.

by rfrsiopgjdog August 23, 2023

QuickTime

Awful media player by Apple which is usually installed by people only because they need it to run a .MOV file, Apple's shitty proprietary video format. Constantly freezes or lags out on older computers and laptops, and has the ugliest, most unintuitive GUI ever. Has features that require a paid PRO license which are free in other programs, such as video conversion. Has absolutely no support at all for the Windows version. It leaves behind various malware such as Apple Application Support and Apple Software Update when uninstalled.

If you're planning to install QuickTime, you might as well use Windows Media Player.

by rfrsiopgjdog December 16, 2014

Cheat Engine

A program or device which hacks games, applications, etc to benefit you which often gets you banned if you are caught using it.

I increased my scores and health using a cheat engine in this video game and was banned by a moderator.

by rfrsiopgjdog January 11, 2015

proxy

A server which enables you to browse the internet privately under a different IP Address. It basically emulates you browsing the web on a different computer hooked up to a different internet connection. Due to proxy servers being remote and possibly far away from you, they are usually slow or slower than your normal internet speed. Using a proxy server does not mean that your computer does not record your internet history, which will have to be cleared by you manually. Also, see proxy server.

1) You are advised to use a proxy server when you're browsing porn or performing illegal online activities because it makes you anonymous, decreasing the chance of you being identified.

2) Because Urban Dictionary determines whether you've liked a definition based on your IP Address, you can use proxy servers to like your own posts or like posts multiple times.

by rfrsiopgjdog February 8, 2015

beeregulation

The economic principle that says reducing rules for bee hives will increase honey production and make bears happier, such as Xi Jinping.

Trump and Ji hugged after Trump passed his policies supporting beeregulation

by rfrsiopgjdog April 11, 2023

dingaling

A derogatory name the computer gives to you when you try to type or hit keys but you're not clicked into a text box.

Often triggers a ding or alert sound once for every key you presss.

*put book on keyboard while you're on the windows desktop*

Computer: DING DING DING DING DING YOU DINGALING!

by rfrsiopgjdog March 9, 2023

Glitchfest

When software contains an overabundance of glitches. This term is frequently used to describe video games which developers released too early that are plagued by many bugs and game breaking glitches.

Sonic Boom Ryse of Lyric is a total glitchfest.

by rfrsiopgjdog January 4, 2015