4 definitions by relix

linoob

Linoob was first conceived as a word in #bit-tech (quakenet) by one of the local nutties while talking about a person who is constantly asking questions about Linux while he could find the answers easily through a searchmachine.

Linoob is actually a concatenation of "Linux" and "noob". It means a person who is a beginner in Linux.

Person A: Man that guy pisses me off! With the incessant forum posts everytime he gets a small linux problem on which a 5 second google search would give him millions of answers

Person B: He's a linoob!

by relix January 7, 2005

sh00n

The forty-first rule of sh00n is, you do not ask questions about sh00n.

Conceived in #bit-tech by a master sh00n.

Person B: blablabla something stupid blablabla

Person A: Hey, you said something stupid, you sh00n!

Person B: wtf is a sh00n?

Person C: Forty-first rule of sh00n: you do not ask questions about sh00n!

by relix October 18, 2004

crowdway

Derived from highway, it means a path in a crowd where many people pass through, e.g. on parties. One should use crowdways to go from point A to point B to annoy the least possible amount of people.

"We need to find a crowdway to get to the nearest bar."

"Damnit, we're standing on the outskirts of a crowdway, let's go find somewhere else to stand."

by relix July 17, 2005

Arm toggle

Switching from one arm to the other when doing an activity because it's getting tired or starts hurting.

I had to arm toggle while masturbating because my arm was getting tired.

RSI makes me arm toggle quite frequently. Thank god I can use the mouse with either.

by relix February 28, 2010