Definitions by redgyul

Do one legged ducks swim in circles? 

See Does a bear shit in the woods?

"She just bit my head off. She PMS-ing?"
"Do one legged ducks swim in circles?"

Do one legged ducks swim in circles? by redgyul September 23, 2004

Does a bear shit in the woods? 

Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.

See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

Does a bear shit in the woods? by redgyul September 23, 2004

the shutdown 

The unfortunate state of being in receipt of the cold shoulder from the object of one's desire.

Q: "You still tryna talk to Taemia?"
A: "Nah bro, I got the shutdown last week when she found out I had dated her twin sister. Go figure."

the shutdown by redgyul September 23, 2004

ll 

A shortened version of LL Cool J.

"LL's new Headsprung joint was saved by that Timberland beat."

ll by redgyul September 22, 2004

Ralphie 

A term commonly used in the Caribbean for a (cocka)roach.

"Girl, yuh does keep de place so nasty. All dese Ralphies dem..."

Ralphie by redgyul September 22, 2004

Rocco 

n. Caribbean term for a particularly large roach. Often used in reference to the ones that fly.

See Ralphie.

"Kill dat Rocco dey nuh."

Rocco by redgyul September 22, 2004

schmon

An exclaimation employed by Michael Jackson in a number of his songs, most notably "Man in the Mirror". In actuality, the phrase likely to be Jacksonalization of "Come on".

"You gotta make a change! Schmon! (Make that change)"

schmon by redgyul September 22, 2004