Definitions by redgyul

Do one legged ducks swim in circles? 

See Does a bear shit in the woods?

"She just bit my head off. She PMS-ing?"
"Do one legged ducks swim in circles?"

Do one legged ducks swim in circles? by redgyul September 23, 2004

Does a bear shit in the woods? 

Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.

See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

Does a bear shit in the woods? by redgyul September 23, 2004

the shutdown 

The unfortunate state of being in receipt of the cold shoulder from the object of one's desire.

Q: "You still tryna talk to Taemia?"
A: "Nah bro, I got the shutdown last week when she found out I had dated her twin sister. Go figure."

the shutdown by redgyul September 23, 2004

chat 

n. Caribbean slang for what a DJ or artiste does over a beat.

"Listen wha' meh chat 'bout."

chat by redgyul September 22, 2004

schmon

An exclaimation employed by Michael Jackson in a number of his songs, most notably "Man in the Mirror". In actuality, the phrase likely to be Jacksonalization of "Come on".

"You gotta make a change! Schmon! (Make that change)"

schmon by redgyul September 22, 2004

ll 

A shortened version of LL Cool J.

"LL's new Headsprung joint was saved by that Timberland beat."

ll by redgyul September 22, 2004

Ralphie 

A term commonly used in the Caribbean for a (cocka)roach.

"Girl, yuh does keep de place so nasty. All dese Ralphies dem..."

Ralphie by redgyul September 22, 2004