razer's definitions

showurnate

The act of urinating in the shower. Results in what are quite possibly the most relaxing moments that any of us will ever experience.

"Dude, I showurnated this morning and almost fell asleep standing up."

by razer May 30, 2005

percolating butt coffee

A form of intestinal distress brought on by retention of water in the bowels and resulting in butt coffee of varying density and consistency. Characterized by periodic gurgling and/or rumbling noises emanating from the lower abdominal region, and frequently accompanied by cramps. Usually caused by ingestion of bacterial pathogens.

"Shelly sneezed on my macaroni salad, and next thing I know I'm percolating butt coffee!"

by razer May 30, 2005

wilbanks

(wil bangks) v. 1. To act callously and with total disregard for the feelings of others. 2. To behave erratically and irresponsibly. 3. To run away and hide like a coward. - wilbanksed, wilbanksing, wilbankser adj.

That stupid, brainless bitch totally wilbanksed me.

by razer May 4, 2005

knee dragging

Term used to describe the act of motorcycle roadracing, in which the rider's inside knee often comes in contact with the track surface while cornering and with the motorcycle leaned over. Knee dragging is more likely when the rider is hanging off of the motorcycle - a technique used to minimize the lean angle of the machine and thereby maximize tire traction. For this purpose, leather roadracing suits incorporate knee pucks (also known as knee sliders) on the outside of each leg, just below the knee.

Billy was knee dragging all over Road Atlanta last weekend.

by razer December 26, 2006

motorcycle roadracing

The sport and art of piloting a high performance motorcycle around a closed track or road course in competition with other riders and for a designated number of laps.

Motorcycle roadracing is without a doubt the most exhilerating and underrated form of motorsports in the world.

by razer December 26, 2006

cornering

Term used to describe the act of riding a high performance motorcycle through a corner (or curve) of a closed race track or road course. An expert rider is able to corner his machine at high velocity by increasing the lean angle of the motorcycle while at the same time hanging off of the machine, a technique that is often accompanied by knee dragging.

Cornering is the most difficult skill to master in the sport of motorcycle roadracing.

by razer December 25, 2006

hanging off

Term used to describe the cornering technique used by motorcycle roadracers in which they position their body to the extreme inside of and below the normal riding position while riding through a curve in the race track at high speed. By hanging off of the motorcycle in this fashion, the rider alters the center of mass of the rider-motorcycle system and in so doing minimizes the lean angle required to negotiate the corner at a given velocity.

The key to cornering a motorcycle is hanging off in the correct manner and to the proper degree.

by razer December 26, 2006