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a stupid subject that you have to learn to get a job. even though all you need to use in the real world is multiplication, addition and all the other stuff you learn when you're 10.
to get a basic maths qualification you need to know a lot about right angled triangles which you will never ever need to know later on in life unless you want to carry on passing the useless information on and become a maths teacher or a man holds a gun to your head and makes you work out this angle or die.
pointless formulas that you dont know how to use will stay in your head forever but you wont have a gcse because you dont know how to use them.
even if you do have a maths gcse, in about a month you forget everything that you learnt for it and it doesnt matter because you will NEVER need to use it anyway.
to get a basic maths qualification you need to know a lot about right angled triangles which you will never ever need to know later on in life unless you want to carry on passing the useless information on and become a maths teacher or a man holds a gun to your head and makes you work out this angle or die.
pointless formulas that you dont know how to use will stay in your head forever but you wont have a gcse because you dont know how to use them.
even if you do have a maths gcse, in about a month you forget everything that you learnt for it and it doesnt matter because you will NEVER need to use it anyway.
man with gun-"WHATS THE FORMULA FOR PYTHAGORAS' THEORUM?"
me-"A SQUARED+B SQUARED= C SQUARED!"
man with gun-"NOW USE THAT TO WORK OUT ANGLE X OF THIS RIGHT ANGLED TRIANGLE!"
me-"????????????"
*BANG*
me-"A SQUARED+B SQUARED= C SQUARED!"
man with gun-"NOW USE THAT TO WORK OUT ANGLE X OF THIS RIGHT ANGLED TRIANGLE!"
me-"????????????"
*BANG*
by rathsangatas drink November 9, 2004
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by rathsangatas drink October 20, 2004
Get the sueno mug.i really like the rip off of parklife definition but i think its completely untrue.
there are similarities to parklife in the streets but very few. well theres one really, the fact that he talks over a beat, usually a garage style one rather than indie-britpop. and maybe the fact that he talks about everyday life. i really doubt, however, he based his whole career on that one song (but maybe based fit but you know it on parklife)
mike skinner is also an amazing lyricist. he not only talks about everyday life, but talks about everyday life in a really really well written way, especially on a grand dont come for free, which is wonderful and should be studied in schools like shakespear. he manages to write a story about the occurances of an average 20 something man and makes it so gripping you want to cry with happiness at the end.
his music is so down to earth, most people can relate to at least one of his songs.
there are similarities to parklife in the streets but very few. well theres one really, the fact that he talks over a beat, usually a garage style one rather than indie-britpop. and maybe the fact that he talks about everyday life. i really doubt, however, he based his whole career on that one song (but maybe based fit but you know it on parklife)
mike skinner is also an amazing lyricist. he not only talks about everyday life, but talks about everyday life in a really really well written way, especially on a grand dont come for free, which is wonderful and should be studied in schools like shakespear. he manages to write a story about the occurances of an average 20 something man and makes it so gripping you want to cry with happiness at the end.
his music is so down to earth, most people can relate to at least one of his songs.
by rathsangatas drink January 31, 2005
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Get the suck out bin wank mug.he comes to your house and asks if you want to buy his pegs. he will then ask if daves there. when told there is no dave living there, he asks again. he then brings out mama lazarou and demands she uses your toilet. he will then tell you your toilet is broken but not to worry, hes fixed it. this is all, however, a lie and is just a ploy to steal your wedding ring and throw you in his circus as his "wife".
he even does it at christmas where he dresses up as a rather strange looking santa.
he even does it at christmas where he dresses up as a rather strange looking santa.
PApa lAzArOu iS cool.
"MY WIFE SAID UR TOILET WAS BROOKE BUT DONT WORRY I FIIIXED IT"
"ALLO DAAAVE?"
"WANT TO BUY SOME PEGS"
etc.......
"MY WIFE SAID UR TOILET WAS BROOKE BUT DONT WORRY I FIIIXED IT"
"ALLO DAAAVE?"
"WANT TO BUY SOME PEGS"
etc.......
by rathsangatas drink November 1, 2004
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by rathsangatas drink November 1, 2004
Get the sket mug.a yellow coloured "thing" in which someone floofs with.
this only happens, however at 6.32PM in a secluded forest somewhere around the midlands.
do not mistake this with "yellow floofers" as these are highly different and this mistake can get you into a large amount of trouble.
please disregard all other entries.
this only happens, however at 6.32PM in a secluded forest somewhere around the midlands.
do not mistake this with "yellow floofers" as these are highly different and this mistake can get you into a large amount of trouble.
please disregard all other entries.
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