raspberry (lust) muffin's definitions

bisexual

The sexual mutt. The sexuality that is mixed between both heterosexual and homosexual. The sexuality that is also presently very popular with females.

That bisexual guy over there, as most are, is really sexy!

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 2, 2005

brown eyes

The eye color that the culture seems to have something against. Everyone who has brown eyes wants to wear contacts to have blue eyes, as if they believe that brown eyes are the color of ugliness.

Since when were brown eyes ugly? What the fuck is wrong with these people?!

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 3, 2005

cops

Someone that you can talk out of giving you a speeding ticket if you offer them a box of doughnuts.

I was speeding 15 miles over the limit down Taylor Road, and after getting pulled over by a cop, I told him I worked at Krispy Kreme doughnuts and he let me go for three free doughnuts.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 4, 2005

spank

What is feared as a kid, and usually desired by an adult.

Kid: No! I'll behave and be a good boy. Don't displine me!
Adult: Yes! I've been misbehaving and been a bad boy! Discipline me!

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 13, 2005

butt sex

When a man or woman enjoys taking it up the ass.

"Amy likes having anal sex."
"John likes having anal sex."

by raspberry (lust) muffin March 12, 2005

sperm

Something really fun to play with during sex, especially right after giving a blow-job and it's still in your mouth.

Why swallow the fun away?

by Raspberry (lust) muffin November 16, 2004

abstinence

The worst type of STD prevention.

That's what condoms are for.

by raspberry (lust) muffin December 5, 2004