raspberry (lust) muffin's definitions

green eyes

A georgeous and underappreciated eye color. Most blue eyes aren't even all that pretty, but more bland, and brown eyes are beautiful when they are dark yet too common which takes away the appeal of them.

Green eyes are prettier than most blue eyes.

by raspberry (lust) muffin June 15, 2005

gay insults

As old as "pull my finger," except with even less meaning.

Person one: Dude you're such a loser. What a fag!
Person two: Dude, you used "fag" as an insult. What a loser!

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 7, 2005

Penis

A woman's favorite toy.

A penis can be a woman's best friend.

by raspberry (lust) muffin December 28, 2005

faggot

A word that once was used as a heavily derogatory insult towards homosexuals, but now is more used as an insult towards something or someone being annoying, irritating, very flawed, etc...

Old usage: I hate John because he's a total faggot.
Common usage: I tried to use Geocities today, but the site screwed-up and started being a faggot.

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 15, 2008

vegetable

A straight person. The opposite of a "fruit," aka a gay person.

The majority of the world are vegetables.

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 5, 2005

save the world

A REALLY annoying term and storyline used way too much in movies and television shows. The comment itself sounds absolutely stupid, and is commenly used for one person (i.e. Buffy the vampire slayer) which makes it hard to believe that one person could do the job on their own. Even when they get help from others, considering that there are 6 billion people on the planet and considering the size of "the world," it makes it too radical of an idea to actually be interesting. Even when the storyline IS good, it's still a stupid term to use.

Ice cream man: You want me to walk off of my job?! What am I supposed to do for you and your company?
CIA dude: Save the world.

by raspberry (lust) muffin June 4, 2005

cops

Someone that you can talk out of giving you a speeding ticket if you offer them a box of doughnuts.

I was speeding 15 miles over the limit down Taylor Road, and after getting pulled over by a cop, I told him I worked at Krispy Kreme doughnuts and he let me go for three free doughnuts.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 4, 2005