raspberry (lust) muffin's definitions

gay

The most confused word in the English language. It's meaning constantly changes.

"That man is gay."
Past - That man is in a good mood today.
Present - That man is a definite homosexual.
Future - That man is a total idiotic loser.

by raspberry (lust) muffin June 1, 2005

marriage

What straight couples have legally and commonly don't want, and what gay couples don't have legally and commonly want.

Irony in the first degree.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 31, 2005

bisexual

The sexual mutt. The sexuality that is mixed between both heterosexual and homosexual. The sexuality that is also presently very popular with females.

That bisexual guy over there, as most are, is really sexy!

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 2, 2005

titplants

Another way to say "breast implants."

Sally was naturally an A cup but wanted to be a DD so she decided to get titplants.

by raspberry (lust) muffin August 12, 2005

coasting

When you don't gas the engine of your car while driving. Also one of the best ways to stretch your gas usage.

Coasting is my favorite illegal activity that I do regularly.

by raspberry (lust) muffin August 27, 2005

fruit salad

A song sung by The Wiggles which is sadly too easy to make fun of, due to the fact that we all can tell that all of them, even the pirate (or the butt pirate), are all gay. The fact that they sing this song basically sounds like they're singing about having a gay orgy, a.k.a. "the fruit salad."

"First step, peel your bananas (Translation: unzip the pants)...the first step, eat up your banana. (Translation: suck the dick)"

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 8, 2005

green eyes

A georgeous and underappreciated eye color. Many blue eyes are beautiful, but many are also very bland and not at all attractive. Brown eyes are beautiful when they are dark, yet so common it takes away the appeal of them, though they are georgeous as well. Green eyes have their own beauty to them and can be very sexy, and in their own way the most beautiful of the three, especially when a deep green.

Green eyes are way too underappreciated.

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 9, 2005