raspberry (lust) muffin's definitions

gay

The most confused word in the English language. It's meaning constantly changes.

"That man is gay."
Past - That man is in a good mood today.
Present - That man is a definite homosexual.
Future - That man is a total idiotic loser.

by raspberry (lust) muffin June 1, 2005

blind spot

When a woman is wearing a skirt short enough to wear a man can see it, but has underwear on.

Guy One: Dude, I noticed earlier when driving that the sun visor's mirror was showing what was under her skirt. Did you see anything since you were in the backseat?
Guy Two: No, dammit...she was wearing a blind spot.

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 5, 2005

bisexual man

1. A man who is attracted to both genders
2. A man who is willing to have sex with both another man and a woman, and possibly even at the same time.
3. The sexuality where a man can share emotional love for both a woman and another man.
4. The male sexuality that is underappreciated by society.

I am a female that likes bisexual men. ;)

by raspberry (lust) muffin June 12, 2005

spank

What is feared as a kid, and usually desired by an adult.

Kid: No! I'll behave and be a good boy. Don't displine me!
Adult: Yes! I've been misbehaving and been a bad boy! Discipline me!

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 13, 2005

Penis

A woman's favorite toy.

A penis can be a woman's best friend.

by raspberry (lust) muffin December 28, 2005

faggot

A word that once was used as a heavily derogatory insult towards homosexuals, but now is more used as an insult towards something or someone being annoying, irritating, very flawed, etc...

Old usage: I hate John because he's a total faggot.
Common usage: I tried to use Geocities today, but the site screwed-up and started being a faggot.

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 15, 2008

cops

Someone that you can talk out of giving you a speeding ticket if you offer them a box of doughnuts.

I was speeding 15 miles over the limit down Taylor Road, and after getting pulled over by a cop, I told him I worked at Krispy Kreme doughnuts and he let me go for three free doughnuts.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 4, 2005