raspberry (lust) muffin's definitions

blind spot

When a woman is wearing a skirt short enough to wear a man can see it, but has underwear on.

Guy One: Dude, I noticed earlier when driving that the sun visor's mirror was showing what was under her skirt. Did you see anything since you were in the backseat?
Guy Two: No, dammit...she was wearing a blind spot.

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 5, 2005

suck and fuck

To go from oral sex to vaginal and/or anal sex.

John and Mary suck and fuck three times a day on a regular basis.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 27, 2005

gay

The most confused word in the English language. It's meaning constantly changes.

"That man is gay."
Past - That man is in a good mood today.
Present - That man is a definite homosexual.
Future - That man is a total idiotic loser.

by raspberry (lust) muffin June 1, 2005

Penis

A woman's favorite toy.

A penis can be a woman's best friend.

by raspberry (lust) muffin December 28, 2005

vegetable

A straight person. The opposite of a "fruit," aka a gay person.

The majority of the world are vegetables.

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 5, 2005

green eyes

A georgeous and underappreciated eye color. Many blue eyes are beautiful, but many are also very bland and not at all attractive. Brown eyes are beautiful when they are dark, yet so common it takes away the appeal of them, though they are georgeous as well. Green eyes have their own beauty to them and can be very sexy, and in their own way the most beautiful of the three, especially when a deep green.

Green eyes are way too underappreciated.

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 9, 2005

marilyn manson

A scrawny goth singer that dresses up freaky and then bitches about being ugly. His music is absolutely mindless and it seems that all he likes to do is complain about shit all day and cry about how "beautiful people are cruel" when there are a lot of good hearted attractive people and some ugly as hell cruel people. Marilyn Manson likes to promote inner weakness and teach the "dress goth and become an actual freak, unlike what you were before" attitude instead of teaching his fans to have the "fuck you, I'm still a good person" attitude. Like him, many (but not all, thankfully) of his followers like to whine about being "ugly and misunderstood" when EVERYONE is treated like shit at one time or another, even the most "popular," especially since high school only lasts four years then the "popular" era is over. Without make-up, Brian isn't all that bad looking to be quite honest...he's actually kind of cute.

Marilyn Manson is as scrawny as they come.

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 15, 2005