randy's definitions

beat skeets

1) any situation leading to dissatisfaction;

2) a member of the opposite sex with unappealing physical qualities

1) Getting arrested at Sandy's apartment was beat skeets for those without an Irish name.

2) That girl in our physics class is so beat skeets; lets jump her.

by Randy December 6, 2004

A-1 Yola

San Francisco Bay Area Slang for Top notch cocaine.

Thas Some Grade A-1 Yola!

by Randy March 26, 2004

owned

something that is urs

man i owned ur ass last night

by Randy September 14, 2004

The real to real

Slang for "in acuality"

"i be slingin' ounces of rock on the real to real"

by randy March 5, 2004

crotch gusset

a part on dance pants,at the crotch area.quite fasionable.also quite fun to show off.good pick up line.

wanna see my crotch gusset?*spreads legs*

by randy May 16, 2004

boodissy

The words booty, dick and pussy combined to form one word. Usually used to describe something.

GOD DAAMN DAWG!!! It smells like boodissy in herr.

by Randy May 1, 2003

nic fit

That stupid saying when people need to smoke.

I am a weak bastard I must smoke I am having a nic fit.

by Randy March 15, 2005