randy's definitions

thirsty [whatever day it is]

a day that is good for drinking; today

yo man i just failed that physics test. i better study for the one we have tomorrow.
nah bro its thirsy monday!

by Randy December 6, 2004

wiipped

The act of playing the Nintento Wii for more than one hour a day.

What you played your Wii all weekend? Man, you're wiipped.

by Randy February 7, 2007

post office

Term describing a room, bar, club etc:, that has all men in it.

A room full of men.

1. I went to the bar down the street to try to hook up, but it was a post office so I left.
2. This club is a post office, lets split.

by randy December 14, 2004

turd breath

A particularly noxious form of bad breath. The offender's breath smells like he or she has just chewed a mouthful of turds.

Every time that teacher at tech. school tries to help me with my computer, I can smell her turd breath.

by Randy February 27, 2005

Virginia Beach

the Los Angeles of the east coast

had a horrible gang problem in parts of the city back in the 80s and 90s but got better.

East side of the city (the beach) has clubs, huge concert venues, bars, dozens of hotels, LOTS of prostitutes.. the place to be on weekends.

West side of the city borders Norfolk and is controlled by black/mexican gangs and typically not where you want to be.

Lets head out to downtown VA Beach and get hammered

by Randy October 17, 2004

jugmungus

Means very huge tits. Came about from the crossing of Jugs with Humungus.

Man that girls boobs are jugmungus.

by Randy March 15, 2005

the deren

getting a girl intoxicated enough to sleep in your bed. then you both take off your pants and sleep side by side in only underwear but do not cuddle or touch.

steven pulls the deren on any given saturday night with any given girl.

by randy January 22, 2004