randy's definitions

thirsty [whatever day it is]

a day that is good for drinking; today

yo man i just failed that physics test. i better study for the one we have tomorrow.
nah bro its thirsy monday!

by Randy December 6, 2004

wiipped

The act of playing the Nintento Wii for more than one hour a day.

What you played your Wii all weekend? Man, you're wiipped.

by Randy February 7, 2007

raw

When a vagina gets dry and sore from extended periods of penetration and stimulation.

You're getting raw, are you sure you don't want me to stop?

by Randy November 15, 2004

porky pig

when a college girl on a dare rides around town bottemless but with top on

porky pig the cartoon only wears a shirt

by randy April 24, 2005

ass burner

a flaming dump, one which is often characterized by a burning sensation in the cornhole.

Bro, after those hotwings i went to the head for a 30 minute ass burner.

by Randy August 11, 2004

peni-chair

A chair that has a penis on it. You cant sit on it.

I just got this new peni-chair in. Its extra comfy

by Randy July 24, 2003

ass raiding commando

adj; homosexual who loves the cock in his ass

dude, this guy is an ass raiding commando

by randy January 13, 2005