7 definitions by ranch.
Chu Bear is a reeeaaally nice (and reaaaally grumpy) chickiden. She loves cheese and Cheerios and her friends. Her eyeball got messed up by a hawk and she has a patch of missing feathers. Tough girl. She has a pet named rachel.
Chu Bear is my favorite girl in the whole world.
Give some cheese to chu Bear before she gets really mad now.
Give some cheese to chu Bear before she gets really mad now.
by ranch. January 30, 2021
Athena was our silkie. When we found out he was a rooster cuz he cockadoodledood in the morning, we had to take him to the farm. He was really mad now! He had to leave his girlfriend Chu bear and his friends. He was a pathetic flapper and flyer and his face looked like a smiley face cuz of her big poof on her head. She was made up of five poofs: her head, body, tail, and feet.
by ranch. January 30, 2021
"ugha" is an utterance of exasperation when your older sister is annoying and late and apathetic and loud and rude and disrespectful and gross.
UGHAAAAA RACHEL IS BEING MEAN TO ME
UGHAAA RACHEL IS STUPID
UGHAAAAAA IM SO ANNOYED
you talk about chickens too much UGHAAAAA
UGHAAA RACHEL IS STUPID
UGHAAAAAA IM SO ANNOYED
you talk about chickens too much UGHAAAAA
by ranch. January 30, 2021
Katalana is a 10 year old in fourth grade who likes to sing musical soundtrack songs. She loves Hamilton and the Greatest Showman and Frozen 2 and she sings the songs at the top of her lungs when she thinks no one is listening. She shares a pink room with beedoo. She loves unicorns and rainbows and books. She opens her eyes during the prayers and tells me to close em. Katalana is also known as Kate or Katelyn or Sunny kate. or Kate pig.
oh katalana stop getting mad at me for opening my eyes during the prayer.
Katalana is so funny she thinks she is an opera singer.
Katalana is so funny she thinks she is an opera singer.
by ranch. January 30, 2021
Tommy is OBSESSED with star wars and minecraft and legos he makes Katalana and Rachel annoyed but he makes Beedoo super obsessed with Star Wars too. He likes the Mandalorian and Clone Wars and Battlefront 2 on the Xbox (which all of us got for Christmas but he hogs). He makes YouTube stopmotions with lego minifigures and he gets store credit from Andys. He also really really likes Jenobi.
Tommy is playing Battlefront again.
Tommy, stop talking about Mandalorian for once!
Tommy is a nerd lol.
Tommy, stop talking about Mandalorian for once!
Tommy is a nerd lol.
by ranch. January 30, 2021
A speepoo is a species of creatures that are really cute!! Like my sister Beedoo (Lily) and my chicken Chu Bear and all the other chickens I've had like Jenobi and Julie and Athena and Jessica and Rosabelle. Speepoos are very special.
Awwww what a speepoo!
Speepoo is the best word to encapsulate the overwhelming cuteness this creature has.
Speepoo is the best word to encapsulate the overwhelming cuteness this creature has.
by ranch. January 30, 2021
Beedoo is the nicest gurl in the whole world. She reallly likes her chickens she is so obsessed. She talks about them everyday in 2nd grade. She is a 7 y'old but all her older siblings love her to death cuz she's such a cute speepoo and she's the youngest. Her favorite books are Junie B Jones, Mrs. Pigglewiggle, and Nevergirls and her favorite show is Star wars Rebels. She likes most things that Tommy likes. She likes Ahsoka Tano. She rarely ever has any favorites of anything cuz she likes em all. She like UHF and Napolean Dynamite and Space Jam and Studio C on the big TV. I wish I could kiss Beedoo all day but she doesn't like that at all. Hugs are better.
by ranch. January 30, 2021