Definitions by rampagus_maximus

cock samurai 

Term, originating in feudal Japan, referring to one who has attained absolute perfection of the anal arts.

Josh lowered his guard for a second and, before he knew it, the cock samurai had impaled him on his brown blade.

cock samurai by rampagus_maximus March 2, 2004

Cock Creature 

A drooling gay beast, thought to be a distant cousin of the buttbeast that stalks the woods of Norfolk. Indigenous to the mountain regions of China, this evil faggot creature makes no distinction between age, size, or colour in selecting its victims.

The Cock Creature got a nasty surprise when, thinking Josh was just easy prey,
got more than he had bargained for...

Cock Creature by rampagus_maximus March 2, 2004

buttbanditry 

the process of stealing up another man's rectum in the quiet of the night..........

James was overwhelmed by the rampant degree of mindless savage buttbanditry.

buttbanditry by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

Rampage

the amber nectar, the holy grail, the promised land.......the ancient and noble art of consuming as much alcohol (preferably tennents lager) as one is able before either passing out, dying, or getting laid (not applicable to faggots).

Young James had dedicated his life to the rampage but the strain was starting to show.......

Rampage by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

buttbeast 

A vicious drooling beast residing in Gaywood, King's Lynn, S. England. Thought by many to be mythical, the evil faggot creature leaves its lair by night to stalk the streets of Norwich. Many an unsuspecting stranger has been caught unawares and savagely ass-raped by this mindless demon. The folk of Norwich tie garlic over their doors to ward off this enemy of all things heterosexual.......

The folk of Norwich fled when they heard the buttbeast's lurching approach.......

buttbeast by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

cockwrestling 

When two gentleman spar with their cocks.

The men of Bolton have a very obvious advantage when it comes to cockwrestling

cockwrestling by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

penis poker

A game played mostly in Norwich but also catching on in certain areas of France. Two faggots compete to see who can end up with the best array of cock merchandise....one change allowed. Winning hands might include a full louse, a hot flush etc. Also known as prick poker in some dialects.

James wasn't happy with Josh's dealing when they played penis poker.

penis poker by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003