rampagus_maximus's definitions

Rampage

the amber nectar, the holy grail, the promised land.......the ancient and noble art of consuming as much alcohol (preferably tennents lager) as one is able before either passing out, dying, or getting laid (not applicable to faggots).

Young James had dedicated his life to the rampage but the strain was starting to show.......

by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

buttbanditry

the process of stealing up another man's rectum in the quiet of the night..........

James was overwhelmed by the rampant degree of mindless savage buttbanditry.

by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

manmilk

semen; ejaculate (sl.)

Josh shot his hot manmilk into James' face.

by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

Cock Creature

A drooling gay beast, thought to be a distant cousin of the buttbeast that stalks the woods of Norfolk. Indigenous to the mountain regions of China, this evil faggot creature makes no distinction between age, size, or colour in selecting its victims.

The Cock Creature got a nasty surprise when, thinking Josh was just easy prey,
got more than he had bargained for...

by rampagus_maximus March 2, 2004

buttbeast

A vicious drooling beast residing in Gaywood, King's Lynn, S. England. Thought by many to be mythical, the evil faggot creature leaves its lair by night to stalk the streets of Norwich. Many an unsuspecting stranger has been caught unawares and savagely ass-raped by this mindless demon. The folk of Norwich tie garlic over their doors to ward off this enemy of all things heterosexual.......

The folk of Norwich fled when they heard the buttbeast's lurching approach.......

by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

penis poker

A game played mostly in Norwich but also catching on in certain areas of France. Two faggots compete to see who can end up with the best array of cock merchandise....one change allowed. Winning hands might include a full louse, a hot flush etc. Also known as prick poker in some dialects.

James wasn't happy with Josh's dealing when they played penis poker.

by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

asslicketry

1)A relatively new term, originating in St. Andrews, referring to the process by which a man wraps his tongue around another man's ring piece.......sick, i know.
2) A sickening degree of 'sucking up'

James thought he might get into honours with a bit of strategic asslicketry.

by rampagus_maximus October 27, 2003