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Creepy Ass Cracka

An out-of-shape Hispanic volunteer neighborhood watchman who gets all uppity and pulls the trigger before a suspect can beat the living shit out of him. Upon this action, the watchman magically becomes a White racist murderer, and the suspect magically becomes an immaculate 13-year-old angel who can do no wrong. Even if you have no history of being racist, NBC will happily edit audio recordings to make you sound like a racist monster.

Don't think for yourself. Believe everything NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, and the Obama administration says, citizen.
That Hispanic watchman should have let that jock asshole punch him in the face 30 more times before he pulled the trigger. What a Creepy Ass Cracka.
by radium August 26, 2013
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English Major

Someone who should change majors.
Lololol you're an English Major.
by radium April 5, 2009
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facepalm

"Hmmm, I think I'll browse the Urban Dictionary today"

*clicks the "New" button, clicks on random definitions, reads stupid kiddie bullshit*

"Oh, for fucks sake"
*facepalm*
by radium April 1, 2009
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Urban Dictionary

An online cesspit of pre-teen nonsense, pretentiously corting itself as a "slang dictionary".

Most "entries" are unreadable, illiterate slops of pedantic shit stemming from the creativity-throttled minds of our braindead youth.

Most entries fall into the categories of irrelevent, self-centered claptrap (in which the subject is not the word being defined but "I"), redundant repetition of what has already been stated ("me too!"), incoherent arguments about absolutely nothing, over-opinionated screeds from those who are the most unqualified to comment on the subject, "this guy is gay", shameless self-promotion, whiny, insecure pleas for acceptance from total strangers on the internet, extreme irony, intoxicated non-sense, and on rare occasions; definitions of slang words used in the English language by various groups of people.

Nothing wrong with the site or the guy who made the site. Just something wrong with who uses and what is contained within.
It's fun to go on Urban Dictionary to laugh at stupid teenagers who take their worthless fashion trends too seriously.

Emo preppy goth sXe scene metal punk jock hardcore abercrombie rap nerd vegan hippie hot topic liberal conservative wigger gamer juggalo redneck hipster WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE??? WHAT ARE YOU GAINING FROM DEFINING YOUR ENTIRE LIVES BY MEANINGLESS LABELS??? WHY ARE YOU ALL SUCH INSECURE, VALIDATION-STARVED, UNORIGINAL CONFORMIST VAPID CUNTS???
by radium September 2, 2008
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Wikipedia

The only encyclopedia with more information on Sonic the Hedgehog than William Shakespeare.
by radium February 28, 2007
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`2

(backtick-two) An Urban Dictionary editor's best friend. Clicking these while in edit mode will cycle through each definition and mark in "reject" for each entry. This way, you don't have to actually try to read the (mostly incomprehensible) definitions while you edit.

Don't feel bad, 99% all the new definition entries are utter shit so there's nothing to lose.
I think I will go into editing mode on Urban Dictionary and `2 my way through several hundred new definitions that are all worthless trash written by 5th graders.
by radium February 19, 2007
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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary for brain-damaged people.

Basically EBaumsworld.com, but in text form. Popular amongst the same crowd as well.

(there's no way this will be published, but to the editors: please fucking kill yourselves or do something worthwhile with your lives. If this gets published then the previous message applies to all the definition writers as well. Seriously, you people are sad, sad losers.)
huh huh huh...urban dictionary is so awesome....huh huh....poop....huh huh....chuck norris.....huh huh....math is hard....
by radium November 26, 2006
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