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Urban Dictionary

An online cesspit of pre-teen nonsense, pretentiously corting itself as a "slang dictionary".

Most "entries" are unreadable, illiterate slops of pedantic shit stemming from the creativity-throttled minds of our braindead youth.

Most entries fall into the categories of irrelevent, self-centered claptrap (in which the subject is not the word being defined but "I"), redundant repetition of what has already been stated ("me too!"), incoherent arguments about absolutely nothing, over-opinionated screeds from those who are the most unqualified to comment on the subject, "this guy is gay", shameless self-promotion, whiny, insecure pleas for acceptance from total strangers on the internet, extreme irony, intoxicated non-sense, and on rare occasions; definitions of slang words used in the English language by various groups of people.

Nothing wrong with the site or the guy who made the site. Just something wrong with who uses and what is contained within.
It's fun to go on Urban Dictionary to laugh at stupid teenagers who take their worthless fashion trends too seriously.

Emo preppy goth sXe scene metal punk jock hardcore abercrombie rap nerd vegan hippie hot topic liberal conservative wigger gamer juggalo redneck hipster WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE??? WHAT ARE YOU GAINING FROM DEFINING YOUR ENTIRE LIVES BY MEANINGLESS LABELS??? WHY ARE YOU ALL SUCH INSECURE, VALIDATION-STARVED, UNORIGINAL CONFORMIST VAPID CUNTS???
by radium September 2, 2008
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urbandictionary editors

The people who edit UrbanDictionary.

They reject definitions if they have too many big words or not enough ethnic slurs.
The urbandictionary editors rejected an "emo" definition made by an actual emo fan, and accepted 20 "emo" definitions written by a bunch of fat greasy nerds who have never listened to emo music nor met an emo fan in their life.
by radium July 13, 2006
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American Dream

A concept that died around 1973. Originally the dream of being a blue-collar manufacturer living in a suburban house with a white picket fence with your wife and two kids. The term was rendered obselete as the American economy became based on service with manufacturing jobs being taken over by China and Japan.
Only the consistantly dim-witted and naive portion of American citizens still believe in the idea of the American dream.
by radium May 1, 2006
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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary for brain-damaged people.

Basically EBaumsworld.com, but in text form. Popular amongst the same crowd as well.

(there's no way this will be published, but to the editors: please fucking kill yourselves or do something worthwhile with your lives. If this gets published then the previous message applies to all the definition writers as well. Seriously, you people are sad, sad losers.)
huh huh huh...urban dictionary is so awesome....huh huh....poop....huh huh....chuck norris.....huh huh....math is hard....
by radium November 26, 2006
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4chan

Fark + anime = 4chan.
4chan is as funny and interesting as you'd expect a board full of anime porn would be.
by radium October 23, 2006
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furry

Full-grown men and women who make a hobby of looking and buying art of (sometimes pornographic) cartoon animal-people and going online on IRC, mUCKs, and graphic clients and pretending to be animal-people, then act completely surprised and dumbfounded that some people would even think of mocking them or getting creeped out.
Everyone is furry.....when they're 3.

Furries are the most comically insecure people ever. They make emo kids seem emotionally stable and mature in comparison. Most of the furry defs here were written by the same guy who begs for acceptance in each definition.

Nerd + Goth + animals + virgin = furry.
by radium October 29, 2006
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`2

(backtick-two) An Urban Dictionary editor's best friend. Clicking these while in edit mode will cycle through each definition and mark in "reject" for each entry. This way, you don't have to actually try to read the (mostly incomprehensible) definitions while you edit.

Don't feel bad, 99% all the new definition entries are utter shit so there's nothing to lose.
I think I will go into editing mode on Urban Dictionary and `2 my way through several hundred new definitions that are all worthless trash written by 5th graders.
by radium February 19, 2007
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