4 definitions by quonsar

(verb) To solicit attention and support for an undertaking of grandiose proportions and then failing to meet the promised expectations.
"Bob said he was going to landscape his yard if we helped him rake the leaves, but all he did was mow the lawn--he kottked us."
by quonsar February 24, 2006
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That no-talent ass clown's website has been nominated for best stupid annoying place to post stupid annoying things of the year again!
by quonsar May 5, 2003
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