quiggler's definitions

junk in the trunk

stuff that has been rolling around in the trunk of your vehicle for months that you haven't bothered to clean up out of pure laziness. Usually found in old, beater cars that lack any aesthetic nature anyway.

I got fast food wrappers, bottles of motor oil and other random lubricants, an old pair of shoes, some rusted jumper cables, that VCR I was supposed to give back to my sister, empty beer cases and various other items that should really be thrown out. I need to get rid of some of my junk in the trunk.

by quiggler August 14, 2007

trick question

An inquiry having no correct answer, or one asked for the sole purpose of starting controversy or eliciting certain responses. Basically, a no-win situation.

Girlfriend asks: do I look fat in this? (trick question)

If you tell her she does, she'll throw a fit and tell you how insensitive you are. If you tell her she doesn't she'll call you a liar and go off on a tangent about how "all men are the same" or some nonsense like that

by quiggler March 27, 2008

7-11

a popular convenience store.

we're like 7-11, always open, not always doing business.

by quiggler August 10, 2007

grease pit

the local non-chain burger joint near one's place of residence. Usually the restaurant has a "neighborhood feel" and reasonable prices, while serving a variety of artery clogging delights. Often named after the owner, such as "Mike's Fast Foods" or "Big Franks Hot Dogs".

lets go down to the local grease pit and grab a burger and some fries

by quiggler August 12, 2007

afeni shakur

Tupac's crackhead mother. Recently opened an "arts center" in honor of her son, which means, of course, to make money off her son. She would still be a whore running the streets had her son not become famous and does not deserve a second of anyone's time.

Afeni Shakur is riding in the coattails of her son, no one should care what this cokehead has to say.

by quiggler December 28, 2005

Chuggle

v. to thrust or heave forward

Example #1: The fat kid chuggled his way down the basketball court
Example #2: He chuggled his throbbing penis with ferocity

by quiggler December 28, 2005

hold some ends

a phrase used when one is asking to borrow money from a friend or acquaintance.

"hey let me hold some ends, I'll hit you back on the first of the month my brother"

by quiggler July 31, 2006