quiggler's definitions

junk in the trunk

stuff that has been rolling around in the trunk of your vehicle for months that you haven't bothered to clean up out of pure laziness. Usually found in old, beater cars that lack any aesthetic nature anyway.

I got fast food wrappers, bottles of motor oil and other random lubricants, an old pair of shoes, some rusted jumper cables, that VCR I was supposed to give back to my sister, empty beer cases and various other items that should really be thrown out. I need to get rid of some of my junk in the trunk.

by quiggler August 14, 2007

trick question

An inquiry having no correct answer, or one asked for the sole purpose of starting controversy or eliciting certain responses. Basically, a no-win situation.

Girlfriend asks: do I look fat in this? (trick question)

If you tell her she does, she'll throw a fit and tell you how insensitive you are. If you tell her she doesn't she'll call you a liar and go off on a tangent about how "all men are the same" or some nonsense like that

by quiggler March 27, 2008

Chuggle

v. to thrust or heave forward

Example #1: The fat kid chuggled his way down the basketball court
Example #2: He chuggled his throbbing penis with ferocity

by quiggler December 28, 2005

sniping

the act of bidding on an item on ebay literally seconds before the auction ends. This prevents anyone from outbidding you while also ensuring that you don't bump the price up too much.

rather than bidding early and inflate the price, Geraldo waited until the last couple seconds of the auction for the pimp cup he was bidding on before placing his bid. He succeeded in sniping the item.

by quiggler August 14, 2007

hold some ends

a phrase used when one is asking to borrow money from a friend or acquaintance.

"hey let me hold some ends, I'll hit you back on the first of the month my brother"

by quiggler July 31, 2006

hoof it

to walk to a destination, as opposed to taking a motor vehicle or a bike.

Person 1: dude it's 3AM, we're 30 miles away from home and both of us are way too drunk to drive.

Person 2: Lets hoof it

Person 1: Yeah totally man we'll be home in like a half an hour

*high fives*

half an hour later...

Person 1: dude where the fuck are we?

by quiggler October 7, 2006

kanye west

Racist rapper. Blames 'the white man' for everything. Incredibly weak raps.

Yeah I got the Kanye West CD....but it's bootlegged.

by quiggler December 28, 2005