quiggler's definitions

kanye west

Racist rapper. Blames 'the white man' for everything. Incredibly weak raps.

Yeah I got the Kanye West CD....but it's bootlegged.

by quiggler December 28, 2005

canine-american

Political correctness gone completely bezerk

Humane Society Leaders: You can't refer to this animal as a dog. This is a CANINE-AMERICAN. We're taking you to court. Where's Jesse Jackson when we need him.

Person 1: Nice German Shepherd
Uptight treehugging loony (in a high pitched voice): excuse me???? This is a canine-german-american. How dare you offend his culture you racist.

by quiggler September 15, 2006

Chuggle

v. to thrust or heave forward

Example #1: The fat kid chuggled his way down the basketball court
Example #2: He chuggled his throbbing penis with ferocity

by quiggler December 28, 2005

sniping

the act of bidding on an item on ebay literally seconds before the auction ends. This prevents anyone from outbidding you while also ensuring that you don't bump the price up too much.

rather than bidding early and inflate the price, Geraldo waited until the last couple seconds of the auction for the pimp cup he was bidding on before placing his bid. He succeeded in sniping the item.

by quiggler August 14, 2007

hold some ends

a phrase used when one is asking to borrow money from a friend or acquaintance.

"hey let me hold some ends, I'll hit you back on the first of the month my brother"

by quiggler July 31, 2006

hoof it

to walk to a destination, as opposed to taking a motor vehicle or a bike.

Person 1: dude it's 3AM, we're 30 miles away from home and both of us are way too drunk to drive.

Person 2: Lets hoof it

Person 1: Yeah totally man we'll be home in like a half an hour

*high fives*

half an hour later...

Person 1: dude where the fuck are we?

by quiggler October 7, 2006

grease pit

the local non-chain burger joint near one's place of residence. Usually the restaurant has a "neighborhood feel" and reasonable prices, while serving a variety of artery clogging delights. Often named after the owner, such as "Mike's Fast Foods" or "Big Franks Hot Dogs".

lets go down to the local grease pit and grab a burger and some fries

by quiggler August 12, 2007