quiggler's definitions

canine-american

Political correctness gone completely bezerk

Humane Society Leaders: You can't refer to this animal as a dog. This is a CANINE-AMERICAN. We're taking you to court. Where's Jesse Jackson when we need him.

Person 1: Nice German Shepherd
Uptight treehugging loony (in a high pitched voice): excuse me???? This is a canine-german-american. How dare you offend his culture you racist.

by quiggler September 15, 2006

Chuggle

v. to thrust or heave forward

Example #1: The fat kid chuggled his way down the basketball court
Example #2: He chuggled his throbbing penis with ferocity

by quiggler December 28, 2005

trick question

An inquiry having no correct answer, or one asked for the sole purpose of starting controversy or eliciting certain responses. Basically, a no-win situation.

Girlfriend asks: do I look fat in this? (trick question)

If you tell her she does, she'll throw a fit and tell you how insensitive you are. If you tell her she doesn't she'll call you a liar and go off on a tangent about how "all men are the same" or some nonsense like that

by quiggler March 27, 2008

grease pit

the local non-chain burger joint near one's place of residence. Usually the restaurant has a "neighborhood feel" and reasonable prices, while serving a variety of artery clogging delights. Often named after the owner, such as "Mike's Fast Foods" or "Big Franks Hot Dogs".

lets go down to the local grease pit and grab a burger and some fries

by quiggler August 12, 2007

prom to the pros

Term used for high school basketball players who skip college and go directly to the NBA.

Dwight Howard and Kobe Bryant are examples of players who went from the prom to the pros.

by quiggler April 8, 2007

afeni shakur

Tupac's crackhead mother. Recently opened an "arts center" in honor of her son, which means, of course, to make money off her son. She would still be a whore running the streets had her son not become famous and does not deserve a second of anyone's time.

Afeni Shakur is riding in the coattails of her son, no one should care what this cokehead has to say.

by quiggler December 28, 2005

dip

slang originating in Chicago, dip is a term for a side girl or jumpoff

person 1: ay is that your wifey?
person 2: nah, she just a dip

by quiggler May 25, 2008