quiggler's definitions

Chuggle

v. to thrust or heave forward

Example #1: The fat kid chuggled his way down the basketball court
Example #2: He chuggled his throbbing penis with ferocity

by quiggler December 28, 2005

hold some ends

a phrase used when one is asking to borrow money from a friend or acquaintance.

"hey let me hold some ends, I'll hit you back on the first of the month my brother"

by quiggler July 31, 2006

hoof it

to walk to a destination, as opposed to taking a motor vehicle or a bike.

Person 1: dude it's 3AM, we're 30 miles away from home and both of us are way too drunk to drive.

Person 2: Lets hoof it

Person 1: Yeah totally man we'll be home in like a half an hour

*high fives*

half an hour later...

Person 1: dude where the fuck are we?

by quiggler October 7, 2006

sniping

the act of bidding on an item on ebay literally seconds before the auction ends. This prevents anyone from outbidding you while also ensuring that you don't bump the price up too much.

rather than bidding early and inflate the price, Geraldo waited until the last couple seconds of the auction for the pimp cup he was bidding on before placing his bid. He succeeded in sniping the item.

by quiggler August 14, 2007

best friend test

The unwritten rule that states that before any man can date a woman, her best friend must approve of him. If the man fails the best friend test, the relationship will either
a) cease to exist
or
b) exist in a miserable state until said best friend finally convinces her friend to dump the man

The best friend test is voided if said best friend steals the man, hence ending not only her best-friendship with the woman in question but also creating a new best friend test with her new best friend.

Confusing? Yes. But perfectly logical.

I failed my last best friend test and hence am single.

by quiggler October 9, 2006

the white man

the perfect scapegoat for everyones problems.

Person 1: I got a flat tire on the way to work today
Person 2: Blame the white man
Person 1: I know, he's always trying to keep me down like that.

by quiggler August 13, 2006

prom to the pros

Term used for high school basketball players who skip college and go directly to the NBA.

Dwight Howard and Kobe Bryant are examples of players who went from the prom to the pros.

by quiggler April 8, 2007