quiggler's definitions
by quiggler April 8, 2007

There are several defenitions of a Laffy Taffy
First, a Laffy Taffy, is, of course, a delectable sweet produced by Nestle. Children and adults of all ages enjoy this treat.
The second defenition is slightly more complex.
Yes, a laffy taffy is a posterior, generally female, but, more specifically, a "laffy taffy" is when said female is shaking her ass and, after she stops shaking it, the ass continues to jiggle for a couple of seconds (depending on the size of the ass). The process of the ass still jiggling even after its owner has stopped shaking it is known as the "laffy taffy".
First, a Laffy Taffy, is, of course, a delectable sweet produced by Nestle. Children and adults of all ages enjoy this treat.
The second defenition is slightly more complex.
Yes, a laffy taffy is a posterior, generally female, but, more specifically, a "laffy taffy" is when said female is shaking her ass and, after she stops shaking it, the ass continues to jiggle for a couple of seconds (depending on the size of the ass). The process of the ass still jiggling even after its owner has stopped shaking it is known as the "laffy taffy".
by quiggler December 28, 2005

by quiggler December 28, 2005

Person 1: dude it's 3AM, we're 30 miles away from home and both of us are way too drunk to drive.
Person 2: Lets hoof it
Person 1: Yeah totally man we'll be home in like a half an hour
*high fives*
half an hour later...
Person 1: dude where the fuck are we?
Person 2: Lets hoof it
Person 1: Yeah totally man we'll be home in like a half an hour
*high fives*
half an hour later...
Person 1: dude where the fuck are we?
by quiggler October 7, 2006

by quiggler July 31, 2006

the act of bidding on an item on ebay literally seconds before the auction ends. This prevents anyone from outbidding you while also ensuring that you don't bump the price up too much.
rather than bidding early and inflate the price, Geraldo waited until the last couple seconds of the auction for the pimp cup he was bidding on before placing his bid. He succeeded in sniping the item.
by quiggler August 14, 2007

the local non-chain burger joint near one's place of residence. Usually the restaurant has a "neighborhood feel" and reasonable prices, while serving a variety of artery clogging delights. Often named after the owner, such as "Mike's Fast Foods" or "Big Franks Hot Dogs".
by quiggler August 12, 2007
