quiggler's definitions

dip

slang originating in Chicago, dip is a term for a side girl or jumpoff

person 1: ay is that your wifey?
person 2: nah, she just a dip

by quiggler May 25, 2008

mulatto

A person with one white parent and one black parent. They are usually very attractive, given that they are the perfect blend, not too light and not too dark. Mulattos are widely regarded as the most beautiful people in the world.

I have a mulatto girlfriend, and I must say she is smoking hot.

by quiggler November 15, 2005

eminem

One of the most controversial rap artists who rose to fame in the late nineties. His songs are a combination of his two "identities", Marshall Mathers and Slim Shady. Marshall Mathers raps about issues he faced growing up in his life and how he approached them. Many teenagers can relate to some of the issues he raises in his songs, such as drug addictions, problems with parents, etc. Some of the more famous raps in this genre include Stan and The Way I am. Slim Shady, in contrast, is Eminems goofy side. Anything goes while Slim is rapping, he'll rap about anything and everything with no real message behind the music. Slim Shady appears in songs like The Real Slim Shady and Rain Man. Eminem is credited with the discovery of many prominent mainstream rap artists such as D12 and 50 Cent. Along with Dr. Dre, Eminem has created a rap label called Shady/Aftermath. He is often hailed as a man who took incredible steps in uniting urban and suburban cultures trough his music. Sometimes branded a wigger by some, Eminem has tried his best to shed this title, and has been backed up by other rappers in the industry who show their support for him and his music. Some consider him among the top five rappers in history. His earliest albums are also considered as his best work, with The Marshall Mathers LP considered legendary by many rap critics. However, it seems that lately Eminem has let politics interfere too much with his music, and may have lost some of his mainstream fan base because of that.

Yo man, I saw Eminem in Detroit a week ago.

by quiggler August 3, 2006

kanye west

Racist rapper. Blames 'the white man' for everything. Incredibly weak raps.

Yeah I got the Kanye West CD....but it's bootlegged.

by quiggler December 28, 2005

grease pit

the local non-chain burger joint near one's place of residence. Usually the restaurant has a "neighborhood feel" and reasonable prices, while serving a variety of artery clogging delights. Often named after the owner, such as "Mike's Fast Foods" or "Big Franks Hot Dogs".

lets go down to the local grease pit and grab a burger and some fries

by quiggler August 12, 2007

verbal

In college basketball terms, a verbal (commitment) is an oral agreement between the player and a university indicating that the player will stop looking at other schools and that the coach can safely assume that he has landed his recruit. This is followed by the signing of a Letter of Intent. A verbal commitment is technically non-binding and has been the cause of much controversy in recent years, as athletes have begun to "de-verbalize" at a growing rate, causing consternation for coaching staffs and the NCAA.

Eric Gordon backed out of his verbal commitment to the University of Illinois, choosing rather to attend Indiana University

by quiggler August 14, 2007

best friend test

The unwritten rule that states that before any man can date a woman, her best friend must approve of him. If the man fails the best friend test, the relationship will either
a) cease to exist
or
b) exist in a miserable state until said best friend finally convinces her friend to dump the man

The best friend test is voided if said best friend steals the man, hence ending not only her best-friendship with the woman in question but also creating a new best friend test with her new best friend.

Confusing? Yes. But perfectly logical.

I failed my last best friend test and hence am single.

by quiggler October 9, 2006