quan cao tien's definitions

Bill Gates

One of the richest guys in the world, a talent with a needle and soft dick.

One nite, Bill Gates slept with a whore at a five star hotel. And after having balled her, he asked, “How do you feel when you sleep with one of the richest men in the world like me?”.

The whore answered, “micro+soft”.

by quan cao tien August 25, 2010

Shit stirrer

a person who tries to make situations in which people disagree even worse.

What a shit stirrer! She’s gone and told my trouble and strife that I was with another chick at the party.

by quan cao tien August 26, 2010

Cark (it)

To die.

Princess Diana did cark (it) in a car crash in Paris.

by quan cao tien August 26, 2010

caff

A cafe serving simple, basic food.

Dude 1: When working at that new institution, you should equip yourself with a car, a business suit, a gold wrist watch to make you much more attractive to new chicks there, man.

Dude 2: Do I need a dog and bone?

Dude 1: Absolutely, you need it to tell your top dog you are working while you are in the caff with pals during the office hours!

by quan cao tien August 26, 2010

not much cop

Not very good.

He's not much cop as a cop.

by quan cao tien August 31, 2010

V.I.P.

Very Impolite Person!

Q: Who decides that a person is important enough to use the V.I.P. lounge at Heathrow airport and what are the criteria?
A: Nope, V.I.P. stands for “Very Impolite Person”.

by quan cao tien July 5, 2010

HIV

Hope Is Vital

Dude 1: Did u attend the HIV fundraising campaign last nite?
Dude 2: Dunno that mate! You kno, my best pal JW Bush's father when he was born decided he didn't want a kid. So, he injected him with the HIV virus. He was 9 years old with 11 months to live. He is a senior at my middle school 2day still alive and kicking. He lives just like a normal kid would. I want to support his cause and spread the word, Hope Is Vital, not the virus.

by Quan Cao Tien July 6, 2010