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Dude 1: When working at that new institution, you should equip yourself with a car, a business suit, a gold wrist watch to make you much more attractive to new chicks there, man.
Dude 2: Do I need a dog and bone?
Dude 1: Absolutely, you need it to tell your top dog you are working while you are in the caff with pals during the office hours!
Dude 2: Do I need a dog and bone?
Dude 1: Absolutely, you need it to tell your top dog you are working while you are in the caff with pals during the office hours!
by quan cao tien August 26, 2010
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‘Bastard Money Weilders’
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‘Big Mexican Wang’
‘Black Man's Willy / Big Man's Willy’
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‘B-blow, M-My, W-Weenis’ and
‘Big Military Wife’.
‘Bye, My Wife’
‘Bring More Women’
'Born Moderately Wealthy’
'Brings Me Women'
'Broke My Wallet'
'Beautiful Mechanical Wonder'
'Best Motorcycle Worldwide'
'Bring Money With you'
'Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels'
'Business Money and Women'
‘Be My Wife’
‘Big Morning Woody’
‘Black Magic Woman’
‘Bang Many Women / Banging Man Whore’
‘Big Money Works’
‘Bastard Money Weilders’
‘Beastly Monstrous Wonder’
‘Beyond My Wages’
‘Blow Money Willingly’
‘Big Monthly Wage’
‘Beautiful Models Wanted’
‘Buy More Women’
‘Big Mexican Wiener’
‘Big Mexican Wang’
‘Black Man's Willy / Big Man's Willy’
‘Buff My Wood’
‘Buy Me Wanker’
‘Big Mexican Woman’
‘Below Minimum Wage’
‘Bus Metro & Walk’
‘Big Meaty Women’
‘Bitchin',Moanin', Whinin'/’Boring Me Wholeheartedly’
‘Big Muscular Wiener’
‘B-blow, M-My, W-Weenis’ and
‘Big Military Wife’.
*Chayton: U kno, I will buy a kew BMW because it more often than not has many meanings.
*Dustu: Will u? Aite, I h8 dat. We’d better buy a Hummer when we move to Steak and kidney to meet our aboriginal bros!
*Chayton: Yeah, you're dead right!
*Dustu: Will u? Aite, I h8 dat. We’d better buy a Hummer when we move to Steak and kidney to meet our aboriginal bros!
*Chayton: Yeah, you're dead right!
by quan cao tien August 6, 2010
Get the BMW mug.Hanoi or Ha Noi
Hanoi has been inhabited since at least 3000 BC. One of the first known permanent settlements is the “Co Loa Citadel” founded around 200 BC. Hanoi has many names such as “Thang Long”, “Dong Do”, “Dong Quan”, “Bac Thanh”, to name but a few. Now, Hanoi is the capital of the Socialist Republic of Vietnam (SRV) and Hanoi is a second to non melting pot in terms of education, science, culture and landscape of Vietnam. It is known dat Hanoi is very famous for its awesome and skilful handicraft products like silverware which is made in former Ngu Xa village, pottery in Bat Trang village, and the streets’ names were associated with those guilds made those products. Hanoi is very famous for Pho (a kind of traditional food), “Cha Ca” which is made in La Vong village, “Banh Cuon” which is made in Thanh Tri and “Com” (or “green sticky rice” which is wrapped in Lotus leaf) made in Vong village. Also, you can also eat snake dishes in Le Mat village. Hanoian accent is the standard one of Vietnam. Also, Hanoi is a city for Peace.
Hanoi has been inhabited since at least 3000 BC. One of the first known permanent settlements is the “Co Loa Citadel” founded around 200 BC. Hanoi has many names such as “Thang Long”, “Dong Do”, “Dong Quan”, “Bac Thanh”, to name but a few. Now, Hanoi is the capital of the Socialist Republic of Vietnam (SRV) and Hanoi is a second to non melting pot in terms of education, science, culture and landscape of Vietnam. It is known dat Hanoi is very famous for its awesome and skilful handicraft products like silverware which is made in former Ngu Xa village, pottery in Bat Trang village, and the streets’ names were associated with those guilds made those products. Hanoi is very famous for Pho (a kind of traditional food), “Cha Ca” which is made in La Vong village, “Banh Cuon” which is made in Thanh Tri and “Com” (or “green sticky rice” which is wrapped in Lotus leaf) made in Vong village. Also, you can also eat snake dishes in Le Mat village. Hanoian accent is the standard one of Vietnam. Also, Hanoi is a city for Peace.
I was walking around the center of Hanoi heading towards the Old Quarter of town when I came across three Vietnamese ladies selling all sorts of local fruits. The funny thing was that they were seated almost in the middle of the road where motorbikes were seen moving from all directions passing.
by quan cao tien August 19, 2010
Get the Hanoi mug.*Interviewer: Pls let me know what keeps you happy?!!!
*Interviewee: Well, It is great to meet chicks who are as good as gold. To some extent, I highly appreciate my spouses' heart of gold because they have been living with me for years and bore me 13 sons and girls so far. As a result, I’ve been working very hard to support them all since I was 18 and however, they always play a key role in encouraging me to overcome such difficulties. Their care is a main source of my pride. this is worth my spouses' gold for me.
*Interviewer: Keep your fingers crossed for dat, sir!
*Interviewee: Well, It is great to meet chicks who are as good as gold. To some extent, I highly appreciate my spouses' heart of gold because they have been living with me for years and bore me 13 sons and girls so far. As a result, I’ve been working very hard to support them all since I was 18 and however, they always play a key role in encouraging me to overcome such difficulties. Their care is a main source of my pride. this is worth my spouses' gold for me.
*Interviewer: Keep your fingers crossed for dat, sir!
by quan cao tien August 6, 2010
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Major Bad Ass.
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Mutually Beneficial Arrangement.
The Mindlessness of Business Administration.
Major Bad Ass.
Major Bonehead Association.
Make Business Adventurous.
Malir Bar Association.
Managed Boot Agent.
Management Boot Agent.
Management By Accident.
Manager By Accident.
Marketing Brain Aboard.
Married But Available.
Massive Bank Account.
Master of Barely Anything.
Mastering Business Advancement.
Masters of Business Administration.
Matter Billing Attorney.
Me Before Anyone.
Mean Binary Accuracy.
Meaningless Bureaucratic Aptitude.
Mediocre Bastard Alert.
Mediocre But Arrogant.
Mentally Below Average.
Message Board Arrogance.
Microsoft Business Associate.
Mighty Big Attitude.
Mind Body Attitude.
Mind Business Alert.
Mind, Body, and Attitude.
Miracles Being Achieved.
Mississauga Baseball Association.
Modeling By Auspig.
Modular Business Addon.
Mom's Bouquets Again.
Money Business And Accounting.
Montgomery Bell Academy.
Mop Bucket Attitude.
More Bad Advice.
More Bass Ale.
More Bewilderment Always.
More Bucks Annually.
Moronic But Aggrandizing.
Morse Baudot Ascii.
Mortgage Bankers Association.
Most Blind Again.
Most Bodacious Achiever.
Much Buggering About.
Murderer of Brand Assets.
Must Bust Ass.
Must Buy and Acquire.
Mutually Beneficial Arrangement.
The Mindlessness of Business Administration.
*Professor: Hey, how is your test result in Accounting?
*Student: Well, I was rated highly for MBA (Mentally Below Average) :(
*Professor: Here we go again!
*Student: Well, I was rated highly for MBA (Mentally Below Average) :(
*Professor: Here we go again!
by quan cao tien August 7, 2010
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At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk because there was a lot of voddy. So, with a certain time limit, I did down it. I came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I cuckooed nine more times, hoping my wife would think it was midnight. I was very proud of myself.
The next day, my wife asked what time I got home, and I replied, "Midnight, just like I said."
She said that was good, and for some reason she said we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she answered, "Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, said 'S%!t!,' cuckooed four more times, farted, cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more times and then started giggling.
At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk because there was a lot of voddy. So, with a certain time limit, I did down it. I came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I cuckooed nine more times, hoping my wife would think it was midnight. I was very proud of myself.
The next day, my wife asked what time I got home, and I replied, "Midnight, just like I said."
She said that was good, and for some reason she said we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she answered, "Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, said 'S%!t!,' cuckooed four more times, farted, cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more times and then started giggling.
by quan cao tien August 19, 2010
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A: You know why God is a man?
B: Because if God was a woman she would have made milk taste like chocolate.
A: You know why God is a man?
B: Because if God was a woman she would have made milk taste like chocolate.
by quan cao tien August 19, 2010
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