pythonspam's definitions

donkey ballz

The worst possible thing that can be sucked.

That food sucks Donkey Ballz. Lets go get some Taco Bell.

by PythonSpam October 23, 2003

spread eagle

An outdoor game named for the position which the loser must assume. The construct of the game is as follows: Players: as many can confortably move around an area opposing the wall/target. A ball (tennis, basket, playground, bouncey, type insignificant) is thrown against a wall by the thrower (this may include an intermediate bounce on the ground. As it bounces back, and of the persons may choose to catch the ball and become the next thrower, but anyone touching the ball and not retaining (catching) it must immediately run to the wall and touch it before any of the other players recovers the ball and hits the wall with it. If the failed catcher reaches the wall before the ball, play continues. If not, he must assume a 'spread eagle' position against the wall and may then be pegged (hit with the ball) by the last thrower (i.e. the one that got him/her 'out'. Play resumes until everyone is too tired or bruised to continue.
Also See: Pickle

Back in the good old days, me and the boys would play spread eagle. Now, the young whippersnappers stay inside and watch pokemon and play with their nintendos.

by pythonspam November 26, 2003

smart

1) to be/act intelligent
2) to be learned, but not able to integrate that knowledge into everyday use (intelligent), often used as a concatenation: book-smart, street-smart, brick-smart
3) to dress in a coordinated or fashionable manner, See: look sharp
4) (intrans. verb) to hurt or cause pain

1) That japanese kid is smart. He got his PHD before he was 20.
2) Jennifer is finally loosening up. Back in high school she was just too book-smart and had no clue about what was going on.
3) Hey Swaggart, thats a smart looking suit you've got on.
4) Ouch, a paper cut... that smarts!

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

aohell

The service provided by America Online ™ which is plagued by slow downloads, dropped connections, long dial-up times, and less-then-great customer service. Now overly priced service for Grannies with new computers who picked up a free cd at the grocery store.

I gotta get rid of aohell and get me some DSL.
'F#@%ing Aohell... I was 14 seconds from finishing a download and I got dropped.

by PythonSpam October 23, 2003

thank you come again

Standard phrase used by people of indian/pakistani descent when you leave their dairy queen/convenience store/days inn/dunkin donuts/taxi.

Welcome to the Quickie Mart. Would you care to try a purple slurpee?
No.
...
Thank you, come again.

by pythonspam November 7, 2003