pythonspam's definitions

platypus

A waterfowl, with a variety of species, most-namely, the duck-billed.
A noble creature, that no one would ever make fun of except for Kevin Smith, like when he had nothing better to say at the beginning of Dogma.

Kevin Smith must have been attacked by a platypus as a small child, in addition to all the other stuff that happened.

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

yard cars

A car that permantly sits in the yard... Can be used as patio furniture or just as decoration for an obviously tasteful family

Boy, I went over to my aunt's trailer and it seems like they have a new yard car every 2 weeks.

by pythonspam August 2, 2004

get on outta here

A command requesting the departure of those whose presence is unwanted.
Usually pronounced as one word.
See: Git Gone
Popularized by Jeff Foxworty in his You-might-be-a-redneck comedy.

You boys better get on outta here. Yer momma's gonna be here in a minute and she is steamed.

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

git gone

To Leave, to extricate onesself from the premises or area, to remove onesself from the current location or situation
See: get on outta here

Hey you! Git Gone! We dont want none of your kind around here!

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

brown out

A partial loss of power similar to a blackout, but with less intensity. May cause lights to flicker, electronic devices to turn on/off spontaneusly, etc.
See brownout

California, in the midst of a constant energy crisis, is apt to have brown outs, especially during the summer.

by pythonspam May 24, 2004

shaft

1)Nothing, Zero, Zilch
See: the shaft
2) the worse possible situation to be stuck in

1)Everybody else got an nice big bonus check, but Dave got The Shaft.
2) Between getting fired, evicted, arrested, beaten-up, and robbed, this week has been the shaft. Maybe New york isn't the best place for me.

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

Space Monkey

A term of endearment for someone from (or having returned from) Space. Usually followed by physical contact such as a tousling of the hair or other more intimate contact, depending on circumstances.
~Source: Richard Dean Anderson

Come here you little space monkey. You're virtually radiating cosmic goodwill.

by pythonspam November 7, 2003