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A name given to girls who are somewhat smart, but still barely pass tests and quizzes. Tesses are usually extremely hot and have gorgeous legs and an awesome ass. They are not really sluts, but might slip in a quick blow now and then.
Tess: Wow, I only passed this course by 2%!

Random guy: OK, great...
So how about a bj?

Tess: Sure, why not...
by pussyfucker299890.3 January 23, 2010
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