IAS

I am speed.

anon: yooo, how did you win that race?
lightning mcqueen: IAS
anon: what the fuck does that mean
lightning mcqueen: urban dictionary
anon: the fuck is that
lightning mqueen: commits vehicular manslaughter

by pureboredom August 18, 2023

I’m sorry FBI agent

If you typed this into the search bar you probably just searched up Bee Movie R34.

Young Timothy was very ashamed that he had searched up naked emoji movie characters, and typed ‘I’m sorry FBI agent’ into the search bar.

by pureboredom March 25, 2023

getting a tooth removed

It sucks it makes your mouth swell up and you have to rinse your mouth with saltwater three times each day for a week and then you go to the tongue specialist for urgent treatment cause it burns ur precious tongue. ._.

See disgusting

Person 1: Getting a tooth removed? enjoy the saltwater ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Person 2: whut ._.
(a few hours layer)
Person 2: MY TONGUE OH IT BURNS

by pureboredom August 13, 2020

Agony

Stepping on Lego

Person 1: " Hey bro, can u come help me? "
Person 2: "No, I'm experiencing the agony of stepping on Lego."

by pureboredom May 29, 2020

Grillbys

A restaurant where SANS dies.

Oh shit, sans went to Grillbys.

by pureboredom December 11, 2020

Thicc

See Garnet

Reee square mom is so thicc

by pureboredom August 13, 2020

Lyin 2 Me

An Among Us song by CG5 that's as catchy as nits in a primary school

I can't get Lyin 2 Me out of my stupid head

by pureboredom December 11, 2020