12 definitions by pubesforpetrolem
A non-profit organization that encourages others to shave their pubic hair and give it to BP or Kevin Costner to help with the Flaming Verizon Sanchez clean-up.
On June 10, 2010 Robin Williams donated 14 bushells of hair to Pubes for Petroleum by shaving his balls.
by pubesforpetrolem June 16, 2010
The act of a 40ish year old man being forced to eat white dog shit by a group of pre-pubescent teens.
by pubesforpetrolem June 16, 2010
In the late 1800s the Seminole Indian Tribe in Florida secretly took in escaped slaves. These freed negro slaves naturally banged several Seminole women. They am referred to it as "Hitting the Sqabutt." Their children are said to be Nigdigenous to Florida.
Hung Like Horse is Niggdigenous to Florida.
by pubesforpetrolem August 2, 2011
I met my girlfriend on Handbook.
by pubesforpetrolem June 18, 2010
When a hot chick walks in front of your jail cell, and you get her attention as you through your warm man goo in her face.
by pubesforpetrolem June 13, 2010
refers to any offsping or offspring offspring of Sarah Palin; This term was introduced after the Palin children became newsworthy in late 2009 when it was deemed both offensive and redundant to call Palin's bastard children retarded.
by pubesforpetrolem August 1, 2011
A combination of wide shitty coverage and a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike his midget cousin (The Dirty Valdez, aka Big Oil Shit Mustache), The Verizon Sanchez more resembles a big oil shit BEARD, and normally occurs in the Gulf of Mexico.
In the spring of 2010 British Petroleum gave The United States The Verizon Sanchez because they kept making fun of England for still having a queen.
by pubesforpetrolem June 14, 2010