social distancing

the distance required to render your other party's Second Life avatar inside your augmented reality glasses.
"Please excuse me. I didn't realise you were an eight foot tall fairy elf princess because I wasn't practicing the proper social distancing."
by pseudoraphael May 23, 2020
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bombing

From the English "carpetbombing". The systematic targeting of a geographic region with street-art and/or graffiti.
Have you seen SAMO? Yo, he got up! He was bombing all of Flushing last night!
by pseudoraphael July 26, 2020
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ratchet

Diminutive of "wretched": of poor character; nasty; dirty; foul; morally reprehensible.
It's just a matter of time before these ratchet kids you hanging with get you in trouble.
by pseudoraphael December 02, 2014
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woko haram

A portmanteau of woke and Boko Haram. The fundamentalist cult of Diversity, Inclusion, & Equity.
When Nancy dared to question the legitimacy of replacing the school's own flag with the Homosexual Pride one, Woko Haram issued a fatwa against her and she was #cancelled from polite society, losing her job, her family, her friends, her dignity, and her self-respect.
by pseudoraphael November 03, 2019
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procedural chess

The weaponisation of an administration apparatus such that the opposing party or parties must navigate a sea of bureaucratic red tape in order to proceed with requisite business.
Dorothea has a grievance with her doctor's office, but the procedural chess of submitting a complaint has left her stunned; she may just forget about the whole endeavour.
by pseudoraphael June 01, 2020
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