pseudonym's definitions

Sharkey

(n) A term denoting one who is a frequent victim of misfortune. Also uses terms such as "bah" and more frequently "doh" when being clumsy in mind and/or body.

John: Look at that guy who slipped on the ice and hurt his knee.
Greg: Must be a Sharkey.

by pseudonym February 21, 2005

whore's measure

The length of a man's penis, measured along the top.

My boyfriend reckons he's 8" long, but he measures from underneath to fool himself into thinking it's longer; the whore's measure is really only 6".

by Pseudonym February 2, 2005

turkey

a girl's pussy

I fucked her turkey last night

by pseudonym April 19, 2004

binoel

A word used when refering to every second Christmas. Similar to biannual, but Christmas specific.

The pagent was held every binoel.

by pseudonym February 10, 2005

Oven Dodger

A derogatory term used to describe a person of Jewish faith or descent. Refers to the cremation of Jews during the holocaust.

You fucking yamaka-wearing oven dodger!

by pseudonym March 11, 2005

Avril Lavinge

The wrong way to spell Avril Lavigne.

Avril Lavinge is Avril Lavigne spelt wrong.

by Pseudonym August 12, 2004

nft

Used primarily in computer games, most often Neopets, that means Not for Trade. Often used in conjunction with NFS (Not for Sale).

This item is my favorite.. it's nft so don't bid on it!

by pseudonym September 15, 2004