pseudonym's definitions

platonic

A word often used to crush any hope of a possible future relationship due to compleet lack of physical intrest. It is often an unrequited feeling, making it a one sided platonic relationship.

My mother does not believe in platonic relationships, but they must exsist, because I have you.

by pseudonym June 27, 2004

wwjd?

Acronym for 'What Would Jesus Do?'

That kid is wearing a bracelet that says 'WWJD?'

by Pseudonym August 31, 2004

yellowcard

In football (soccer), a player is issued a yellowcard when he commits his first penalty of the game. When he commits the second penalty of the game, he gets a redcard and is ejected from the game.

Ronaldo was issued a yellowcard, and he must now be careful so that he does not get a yellow card

by pseudonym July 12, 2004

Jakie

West coast slang for an alcoholic (mainly Glasgow).

Look at the jakie drinking off the pavement.

by pseudonym October 27, 2004

Newport

Never
Eat
Wrinkled
Pussy
Or
Rotten
Titties

A: Hey, What does Newport stand for?
B:Oh, it just means never eat wrinkled pussy or rotten titties...

by pseudonym May 13, 2005

nft

Used primarily in computer games, most often Neopets, that means Not for Trade. Often used in conjunction with NFS (Not for Sale).

This item is my favorite.. it's nft so don't bid on it!

by pseudonym September 15, 2004

Sharkey

(n) A term denoting one who is a frequent victim of misfortune. Also uses terms such as "bah" and more frequently "doh" when being clumsy in mind and/or body.

John: Look at that guy who slipped on the ice and hurt his knee.
Greg: Must be a Sharkey.

by pseudonym February 21, 2005