provider44's definitions

thunder dumplings

someone who's robust balls are more awe inspiring than their cock

My balls are rather ordinary but Handy's girlfriend claims he has thunder dumplings underneath his nondescript member.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

tip grip

when the semen on the end of the penis sticks to the underwear

I scurried off to the restroom to urinate after sex because I was well aware of the impending onset of dreaded tip grip.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

urban milk

to ease someones mind and put them to sleep by going through all of your favorite urbandictionary.com definitions.

'Baby?Can you not get to sleep?Let daddy come in and feed you some urban milk.'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

whalwaweek

A large man laboring arduosly at a task that requires great strength and expends much energy. No negative shade to this word as is the case with squoawuhweek.

I looked out into my backyard and surveyed with pride as my hired hands, Jimmy and Scotty, worked with intense effort. It was neither whalwaweek or squoawuhweek, for although the work was intensely laborious, both men were of medium builds, and I doubt anyone this side of the Mason-Dixon would dare to call it squoawuhweek.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

brunch humper

someone who only likes to have sex in the daytime

Henry: I am so horny
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know

by provider44 January 15, 2010

coaster demotion

when a compact disk your taste is offended by, or due to the fact that they are becoming outmoded, is relegated to coffee table stain prevention status aka ctsps.

I found a cd that was so hideous i had to buy it just so I could shame it by forcing it into a slave life of coaster demotion and hold drinks until it breaks.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

hidge creatch

a 1 on the 1-10 scale

i walked into the biker bar and it was stuffed full of mumblecrusts, stumblebums, tosspots and one hidge creatch in particular that i still think of to this day when im trying to vomit after a night of excessive drinking.

by provider44 January 14, 2010