provider44's definitions

garfunk

a person having to depend on others to write the music for your vocals and lyrics

teddy was an avid music fan and a prolific lyricist but unfortunately he was always at the mercy of others to write him music so he could not be given credit for the complete expression of his song. I believe i heard my dad refer to him as a garfunk.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus

After a man's humorous quirky charm has fled the air of his pungent eggfart that dances through the air and up his repulsed ladyfriend's nose.(does not have to be an eggfart...can be any loathsome shade in the gas gamut)

Jery has degraded by gradations from prince charming to good king bumfy ,then from mister swift pay dropper to captain poopfordays, then finally from Dr.Stinkenstein to Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

muppetpussy

anyone who swears at someone on the ground from the rooftop

The street in downtown New Orleans was filled with some mean spirited people that spanned the gamut from the confrontational lunatic brute all the way to the muppetpussy.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Let Do

when the urgency of partying is so palpable it can only be properly encompassed by rousing the troops with this clarion call

As i scrolled through the rapid influx of text messages i knew it was to be a night of explosive raging, so when Dexter called i could only part with a stentorian let do!

by provider44 January 14, 2010

rubber lip

a person cursing at the rubber neck

As I slowed down to survey the gleaming wreckage I noticed a rubber lip behind me with the eyes bulging out of its head

by provider44 January 15, 2010

hair burrito

whenever you wake up and are being inadvertently tickled by someone's head hair so you wrap it up with the cover.

When I awoke to Josanna's hair salad I wrapped her up and transformed her into a hair burrito which was less annoying.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

dromby

a drunken zombie. Normally someone who mixes alcohol and medication. They have alot of trouble speaking clearly, staying awake, moving with accuracy and making any sense at all.

Joe is such a dromby. Just look at how pale his face is. I mean he cant tell his ass from his elbow wow. What a sack of dogshit.

by provider44 January 14, 2010