stoofed

to be so full that you still are in a lesser but still substantial form of agony an hour or more later.

Omar: Are you still stuffed guy?

Teddy: Uh did you look at the clock? It's been an hour and a half bra. I'm fuckin stoofed!

Omar: nye...very nye.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

bone lumber

a larger than average penis

As soon as i penetrated Michelle she said 'my god that's some decent bone lumber.' I was somewhat thrilled with her admiration to say the least.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

mon now

abridged form of come on now but mon now is full of comical disbelief

Scott: why did you come in late and heavy foot all over the place
Adam:You must have been dreaming that i didn't do that I swear

Scott:Mon now?

by provider44 January 15, 2010

rubber lip

a person cursing at the rubber neck

As I slowed down to survey the gleaming wreckage I noticed a rubber lip behind me with the eyes bulging out of its head

by provider44 January 15, 2010

hair salad

while sleeping next to a partner you cant seem to elude the tickling ways of their hair

Perturbations abounded last night as i could not seem to avoid the hair salad Megan kept stuffing in my face.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

shockets

any run of the mill bunchback whose ass is quaintly situated eight to fourteen inches below the shoulder...giving that person what one might seemingly refer to as shoulder pockets

'Hey bernard, could you help your sister get her bag out of the high shelf in her closet. Oh and before you do that could you help dad pop his shoulder back into place. Get your hands out of your gorgeous shockets and get over here mister!'

by provider44 January 15, 2010

buddikles

gentle stroking of the booty area to ease someone to sleep

'Baby, enough with the talking. Can you just give me some buddikles so i can pass out?'

by provider44 January 14, 2010