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exaggerator calibrator

a mental device used to make a notorious exaggerator's stories more truthful.
As she spun her bloated yarn my exaggerator calibrator was working overtime trying to drag the rocketing leviathon back to earth.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
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pawnzotic

based on quixotic although more of a combination of quixote and panza. A foolhardy person who like a myopic dogmatic hidebound when it comes to political views that they fervently support without really caring about them behind closed doors. Fond of using adages to support their view like sancho panza. In their case its less authentic wisdom but more regurgitating what they have heard just for argument sake. Sort of like a pawn of panza in a world where quixote wrote the laws.
What a combative fool Ben is. He seems to be directing all of his anger through his political views. Though he seems to not even support all of these beliefs, and cant truly make a difference in his world that is commensurate to all of the irate energy and time he spends on such points, he continues in his role of pawnzotic mutant pig.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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buddikles

gentle stroking of the booty area to ease someone to sleep
'Baby, enough with the talking. Can you just give me some buddikles so i can pass out?'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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Idol Day

A vacation day taken to view American Idol. (a day not yet in the lexicon of excused work days)
I took an Idol Day at work so that I could indulge in the bizarre troika of self deluded exhibitionism,bravura performances and the one man army known as Simon.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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situation creed

bein all about workin out and gettin girls.
Beano follows the situation creed. You can either find him at the gym or creepin on girls.
by provider44 January 19, 2010
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side-stabber

someone who has stabbed in the back like a coward and in the front like a courageous asshole so many times that its hard to tell which one they are
'Cedric is such an ambivalent curio. A pure blooded side-stabber if there ever was one. He secretly screwed me out of $100 last week, then he told his boyfriend that he was having an affair with his mother, then he actually butchered his girlfriend with a dirk from all angles'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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ya

you awful
Tim:so do you think my tities are lookin better
Mandi:you have disgusting man boobs
Tim:ya
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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