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i walked into the biker bar and it was stuffed full of mumblecrusts, stumblebums, tosspots and one hidge creatch in particular that i still think of to this day when im trying to vomit after a night of excessive drinking.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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Jumpy has an extrordinarily intense case of urban afflictionary. He is obssessed with inventing new terms for any and everything.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
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I found a cd that was so hideous i had to buy it just so I could shame it by forcing it into a slave life of coaster demotion and hold drinks until it breaks.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
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by provider44 January 14, 2010
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by provider44 January 14, 2010
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by provider44 January 18, 2010
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