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As I slowed down to survey the gleaming wreckage I noticed a rubber lip behind me with the eyes bulging out of its head
by provider44 January 15, 2010
Get the rubber lip mug.when the urgency of partying is so palpable it can only be properly encompassed by rousing the troops with this clarion call
As i scrolled through the rapid influx of text messages i knew it was to be a night of explosive raging, so when Dexter called i could only part with a stentorian let do!
by provider44 January 14, 2010
Get the Let Do mug.whenever you wake up and are being inadvertently tickled by someone's head hair so you wrap it up with the cover.
When I awoke to Josanna's hair salad I wrapped her up and transformed her into a hair burrito which was less annoying.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
Get the hair burrito mug.Any overweight likable funnyman that spends their life quieting demons with a steady barrage of illegal drugs , normally ends in premature death. (far-lan-GEW-shee)
by provider44 January 19, 2010
Get the Farlangushi mug.After a man's humorous quirky charm has fled the air of his pungent eggfart that dances through the air and up his repulsed ladyfriend's nose.(does not have to be an eggfart...can be any loathsome shade in the gas gamut)
Jery has degraded by gradations from prince charming to good king bumfy ,then from mister swift pay dropper to captain poopfordays, then finally from Dr.Stinkenstein to Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
Get the Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus mug.The scratch rash may have found the remedy for distracting the mind from problems at hand but he is investing in despair.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
Get the scratch rash mug.Poshka was used to sleeping on the street but when the nice lady gave hime shelter, a warm meal, then a fireside bed, he was as bumfy as a man could be.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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