provider44's definitions

Situation

anyone with a nose too big for their face and arms too big for their body.

Hojo is such a situation, just look at the incredible disproportion he possesses.

by provider44 January 20, 2010

brunch humper

someone who only likes to have sex in the daytime

Henry: I am so horny
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know

by provider44 January 15, 2010

tip grip

when the semen on the end of the penis sticks to the underwear

I scurried off to the restroom to urinate after sex because I was well aware of the impending onset of dreaded tip grip.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

scratch rash

a peson who holds up lines to purchase lottery tickets every day

The scratch rash may have found the remedy for distracting the mind from problems at hand but he is investing in despair.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

bumfy

extremely comfortable

Poshka was used to sleeping on the street but when the nice lady gave hime shelter, a warm meal, then a fireside bed, he was as bumfy as a man could be.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

garfunk

a person having to depend on others to write the music for your vocals and lyrics

teddy was an avid music fan and a prolific lyricist but unfortunately he was always at the mercy of others to write him music so he could not be given credit for the complete expression of his song. I believe i heard my dad refer to him as a garfunk.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus

After a man's humorous quirky charm has fled the air of his pungent eggfart that dances through the air and up his repulsed ladyfriend's nose.(does not have to be an eggfart...can be any loathsome shade in the gas gamut)

Jery has degraded by gradations from prince charming to good king bumfy ,then from mister swift pay dropper to captain poopfordays, then finally from Dr.Stinkenstein to Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus.

by provider44 January 17, 2010