provider44's definitions

thunder dumplings

someone who's robust balls are more awe inspiring than their cock

My balls are rather ordinary but Handy's girlfriend claims he has thunder dumplings underneath his nondescript member.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

skinner

to eat all of your fast food or carry out in the car before you get home

Kids hurry up and skinner down your food so that we have a better chance of getting to the service on time.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

ya

you awful

Tim:so do you think my tities are lookin better
Mandi:you have disgusting man boobs
Tim:ya

by provider44 January 14, 2010

moonspider

someone who only has sex at night

'Daphne put down your tea and come ride this veiny meatstick. Youre being a moonspider just like everyone said you would be when they warned me not to pursue you and perhaps try to ensnare a sun parrot or maybe a velvet waterfly. This is total bullshit. I should not put up with this up in here....NOT UP IN HERE!!! '

by provider44 January 14, 2010

squoawuhweek

squirrel work...to work as focused and determined as a busy squirrel. Having a pejorative tinge to it. As in being only about hard work and not about thought.

'Look at Loakie workin himself to death. He just ova there goin ta squoawuhweek. You would almost think he was trying to distract himself from the deeper issues that get second billing in the theater of his narrow mind.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

whalwaweek

A large man laboring arduosly at a task that requires great strength and expends much energy. No negative shade to this word as is the case with squoawuhweek.

I looked out into my backyard and surveyed with pride as my hired hands, Jimmy and Scotty, worked with intense effort. It was neither whalwaweek or squoawuhweek, for although the work was intensely laborious, both men were of medium builds, and I doubt anyone this side of the Mason-Dixon would dare to call it squoawuhweek.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

shockets

any run of the mill bunchback whose ass is quaintly situated eight to fourteen inches below the shoulder...giving that person what one might seemingly refer to as shoulder pockets

'Hey bernard, could you help your sister get her bag out of the high shelf in her closet. Oh and before you do that could you help dad pop his shoulder back into place. Get your hands out of your gorgeous shockets and get over here mister!'

by provider44 January 15, 2010