provider44's definitions

night-fuck

a person who is the epitome of the super nightmare

Andi is such a night-fuck. She steals money from Pete to buy drugs from Paul , then she gets sick in my kitchen and down the steps she falls.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

thunder dumplings

someone who's robust balls are more awe inspiring than their cock

My balls are rather ordinary but Handy's girlfriend claims he has thunder dumplings underneath his nondescript member.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

nonkey

black guy that tries to be white

James is your typical nonkey. He thinks he can get ahead by dressing up in the quasi venerable raiments of the avaricious and grasping white power ego businessman. I suggest he stays true to his own authentic greatness.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

cardboard banker

anyone who holds up lines everywhere they go as they pump most of there earnings into scratchoff tickets.

'Hey look kids, the cashier has been here all along. The holdup is being caused by the witless cardboard banker who is covered in ticket shavings.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

facebook philosopher

someone who feels the need to use facebook as a forum to make others think he or she is smarter than them

Brad is the quintessential facebook philosopher. Constantly trying to broadcast his 'brilliance'.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

j-shored

to feel if as you have lost all brain power and devolved into some sort of primate subhuman hybrid after watching reality television for an extended amount of time.

I collapsed like a lubed up combination ladder in my bedroom after being j-shored by the reality show marathon i could not pull myself away from today.

by provider44 January 16, 2010

boink

to sleep with someone over 250 pounds

Jeremiah buttered himself up and allowed himself to be gang boinked by three ultra portly asian ladies.

by provider44 January 17, 2010