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garfunk

a person having to depend on others to write the music for your vocals and lyrics
teddy was an avid music fan and a prolific lyricist but unfortunately he was always at the mercy of others to write him music so he could not be given credit for the complete expression of his song. I believe i heard my dad refer to him as a garfunk.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus

After a man's humorous quirky charm has fled the air of his pungent eggfart that dances through the air and up his repulsed ladyfriend's nose.(does not have to be an eggfart...can be any loathsome shade in the gas gamut)
Jery has degraded by gradations from prince charming to good king bumfy ,then from mister swift pay dropper to captain poopfordays, then finally from Dr.Stinkenstein to Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
mugGet the Dr.Stinkenstein emeritusmug.

dromby

a drunken zombie. Normally someone who mixes alcohol and medication. They have alot of trouble speaking clearly, staying awake, moving with accuracy and making any sense at all.
Joe is such a dromby. Just look at how pale his face is. I mean he cant tell his ass from his elbow wow. What a sack of dogshit.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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fart filler

to intentionally fart where the listener thinks a word will be spoken.
I farted with an accompanying arm pump after i said ,'hey louie come over here and ill give you back your (fart filler).'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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exaggerator calibrator

a mental device used to make a notorious exaggerator's stories more truthful.
As she spun her bloated yarn my exaggerator calibrator was working overtime trying to drag the rocketing leviathon back to earth.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
mugGet the exaggerator calibratormug.

jelly belly

When Wanda informed me that her and Trent were going out on a date i was filled with jealousy, but when I caught sight of them making love in her barn I turned into the epitome of a jelly belly.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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Bluto Buffet

any buffet, salad bar, cookout, etc. where its ok to eat your food as you are in line and putting your meal together.
I treat every buffet like it is a Bluto Buffet. I mean daddies gotta eat.
by provider44 January 19, 2010
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