provider44's definitions

hair burrito

whenever you wake up and are being inadvertently tickled by someone's head hair so you wrap it up with the cover.

When I awoke to Josanna's hair salad I wrapped her up and transformed her into a hair burrito which was less annoying.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

brunch humper

someone who only likes to have sex in the daytime

Henry: I am so horny
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Farlangushi

Any overweight likable funnyman that spends their life quieting demons with a steady barrage of illegal drugs , normally ends in premature death. (far-lan-GEW-shee)

Its a shame Pete is a farlangushi. He is such a tremndous talent. What a waste.

by provider44 January 19, 2010

toolmeat in fullheat

the scream of a muscle head in the gym so that people will stop what they're doing and admire this miracle worker.

'Hey Tommy, you hear that? We must be near a meat neck cuz I just heard some toolmeat in fullheat reverberating from the pec deck area.'

by provider44 January 20, 2010

hundredaire

a person who blows most of there earnings/handouts trying to get rich one scratch-off at a time. Holding up lines in a store near you.

Bosko may be the most wretched of all of the trailer park's hundredaires. He steals money from old she-male sailors and then putters down to the local convenient mart to try to win meth money on scratch off tickets.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

whalwaweek

A large man laboring arduosly at a task that requires great strength and expends much energy. No negative shade to this word as is the case with squoawuhweek.

I looked out into my backyard and surveyed with pride as my hired hands, Jimmy and Scotty, worked with intense effort. It was neither whalwaweek or squoawuhweek, for although the work was intensely laborious, both men were of medium builds, and I doubt anyone this side of the Mason-Dixon would dare to call it squoawuhweek.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

urban milk

to ease someones mind and put them to sleep by going through all of your favorite urbandictionary.com definitions.

'Baby?Can you not get to sleep?Let daddy come in and feed you some urban milk.'

by provider44 January 14, 2010