provider44's definitions

brunch humper

someone who only likes to have sex in the daytime

Henry: I am so horny
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know

by provider44 January 15, 2010

coaster demotion

when a compact disk your taste is offended by, or due to the fact that they are becoming outmoded, is relegated to coffee table stain prevention status aka ctsps.

I found a cd that was so hideous i had to buy it just so I could shame it by forcing it into a slave life of coaster demotion and hold drinks until it breaks.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

urban afflictionary

a sickness suffered by people who are addicted to urbandictionary.com. These people spend most of their time either on the site or trying to coin a term for seemingly everything they experience.

Jumpy has an extrordinarily intense case of urban afflictionary. He is obssessed with inventing new terms for any and everything.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

hidge creatch

a 1 on the 1-10 scale

i walked into the biker bar and it was stuffed full of mumblecrusts, stumblebums, tosspots and one hidge creatch in particular that i still think of to this day when im trying to vomit after a night of excessive drinking.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

serpent reaper

any lead singer of a metal band who can give off an extremely doom gloom vibe cloaked in heavenly wonder and is supremely dedicated to his or her craft.Named after J.L. a self proclaimed uniped from a cleveland metal band.

The serpent reaper seemed to hiss as he sang.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

nye on rye

nice to the tenth power

Fernando:Hey can you believe it? Were millionaires now.

Beepo: Nye on rye buddy....nye on rye.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

skinner

to eat all of your fast food or carry out in the car before you get home

Kids hurry up and skinner down your food so that we have a better chance of getting to the service on time.

by provider44 January 14, 2010