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cardboard banker

anyone who holds up lines everywhere they go as they pump most of there earnings into scratchoff tickets.
'Hey look kids, the cashier has been here all along. The holdup is being caused by the witless cardboard banker who is covered in ticket shavings.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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jut play

an abridged and streamlined form of when you are not serious and just playing with someone
when Frank seemed to be offended by my trenchant comment I gave him a nudge on the shoulder and said 'jut play.'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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fart filler

to intentionally fart where the listener thinks a word will be spoken.
I farted with an accompanying arm pump after i said ,'hey louie come over here and ill give you back your (fart filler).'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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sniff snob

someone who sniffs after they say or do something they are extremely proud of.
My dad is such a sniff snob. He sniffs all over the place as he spins his yarns, completely betraying his haughty designs.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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pawnzotic

based on quixotic although more of a combination of quixote and panza. A foolhardy person who like a myopic dogmatic hidebound when it comes to political views that they fervently support without really caring about them behind closed doors. Fond of using adages to support their view like sancho panza. In their case its less authentic wisdom but more regurgitating what they have heard just for argument sake. Sort of like a pawn of panza in a world where quixote wrote the laws.
What a combative fool Ben is. He seems to be directing all of his anger through his political views. Though he seems to not even support all of these beliefs, and cant truly make a difference in his world that is commensurate to all of the irate energy and time he spends on such points, he continues in his role of pawnzotic mutant pig.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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jelly belly

When Wanda informed me that her and Trent were going out on a date i was filled with jealousy, but when I caught sight of them making love in her barn I turned into the epitome of a jelly belly.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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exaggerator calibrator

a mental device used to make a notorious exaggerator's stories more truthful.
As she spun her bloated yarn my exaggerator calibrator was working overtime trying to drag the rocketing leviathon back to earth.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
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