provider44's definitions

boog

any person watching a sporting event who gets much pleasure in the faux catcall. This is when it sounds like they are booing the player when they are actually making the same low deriding tone, but the word chanted is either the players name or a nickname that is similar to the booing sound.

This crowd is filled with many a staunch boog. Too bad we have to witness this all game. Next year they play in our stadium so it shouldn't be nearly as annoying.

by provider44 January 19, 2010

boink

to sleep with someone over 250 pounds

Jeremiah buttered himself up and allowed himself to be gang boinked by three ultra portly asian ladies.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

Dr. Stinkenstein

After being with someone long enough you eventually graduate from comfort school and begin to fart at will in their presence with no qualms.(This is the time period where it is amusing to both parties: see Dr. Stinkenstein emeritus)

Pam: Baby it stinks a little in here. Did you fart.

Paulie: Of course, they call me Mr.Stinkenstein at work . You can call me Dr. Stinkenstein.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

squoawuhweek

squirrel work...to work as focused and determined as a busy squirrel. Having a pejorative tinge to it. As in being only about hard work and not about thought.

'Look at Loakie workin himself to death. He just ova there goin ta squoawuhweek. You would almost think he was trying to distract himself from the deeper issues that get second billing in the theater of his narrow mind.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

cardboard banker

anyone who holds up lines everywhere they go as they pump most of there earnings into scratchoff tickets.

'Hey look kids, the cashier has been here all along. The holdup is being caused by the witless cardboard banker who is covered in ticket shavings.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

nonkey

black guy that tries to be white

James is your typical nonkey. He thinks he can get ahead by dressing up in the quasi venerable raiments of the avaricious and grasping white power ego businessman. I suggest he stays true to his own authentic greatness.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

scratch rash

a peson who holds up lines to purchase lottery tickets every day

The scratch rash may have found the remedy for distracting the mind from problems at hand but he is investing in despair.

by provider44 January 15, 2010