provider44's definitions

toolmeat in fullheat

the scream of a muscle head in the gym so that people will stop what they're doing and admire this miracle worker.

'Hey Tommy, you hear that? We must be near a meat neck cuz I just heard some toolmeat in fullheat reverberating from the pec deck area.'

by provider44 January 20, 2010

Farlangushi

Any overweight likable funnyman that spends their life quieting demons with a steady barrage of illegal drugs , normally ends in premature death. (far-lan-GEW-shee)

Its a shame Pete is a farlangushi. He is such a tremndous talent. What a waste.

by provider44 January 19, 2010

hundredaire

a person who blows most of there earnings/handouts trying to get rich one scratch-off at a time. Holding up lines in a store near you.

Bosko may be the most wretched of all of the trailer park's hundredaires. He steals money from old she-male sailors and then putters down to the local convenient mart to try to win meth money on scratch off tickets.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

nye on rye

nice to the tenth power

Fernando:Hey can you believe it? Were millionaires now.

Beepo: Nye on rye buddy....nye on rye.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

serpent reaper

any lead singer of a metal band who can give off an extremely doom gloom vibe cloaked in heavenly wonder and is supremely dedicated to his or her craft.Named after J.L. a self proclaimed uniped from a cleveland metal band.

The serpent reaper seemed to hiss as he sang.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

platt

to go on a reality show , knowing that you have no chance of winning, in search of fame.

I think that woman just pulled a platt. She is barred from qualifying because she exceeds the age requirement by 20 gosh darn years.

by provider44 January 16, 2010

buddikles

gentle stroking of the booty area to ease someone to sleep

'Baby, enough with the talking. Can you just give me some buddikles so i can pass out?'

by provider44 January 14, 2010