Definitions by provider44

rage gauge

a figurative meter one may have to convey the intensity reading of to another to let them know how big they plan on going party wise. (using reverse rainbow order so violet being lowest and red being highest)

Mike: Let's pick up a case and then hit a few bars

Brad: What's your rage gauge reading right now

Mike: sort of a light teal , but it's definitely rising. What about you.

Brad: I would have to say like a dirty mauve color....let do son let do!

rage gauge by provider44 January 18, 2010

whishle 

rhymes with whistle. Whistle noise made when making an s sound usually. People with severe cases of whishling will make this noise in other ways, namely the ch sound.

Mr.Hoffmn had the ideal whishle. People came from miles around to listen to his humorous lectures.

whishle by provider44 January 18, 2010

exaggerator calibrator 

a mental device used to make a notorious exaggerator's stories more truthful.

As she spun her bloated yarn my exaggerator calibrator was working overtime trying to drag the rocketing leviathon back to earth.

exaggerator calibrator by provider44 January 18, 2010

The Jack Talk Thai 

A method used when trying to detect the authenticity of another person's story. Take two fingers and apply in to the wrist pulse area. This is all done for effect for if the subject is uncomfortable with what they are relating in any way they should betray themselves.

I used the Jack Talk Thai on Andrea and was fully satisfied when she unflinchingly repeated her entire alibi with utmost poise. The only downfall of this reassuring procedure was that I was relegated to the couch for the night.

The Jack Talk Thai by provider44 January 18, 2010

coaster demotion 

when a compact disk your taste is offended by, or due to the fact that they are becoming outmoded, is relegated to coffee table stain prevention status aka ctsps.

I found a cd that was so hideous i had to buy it just so I could shame it by forcing it into a slave life of coaster demotion and hold drinks until it breaks.

coaster demotion by provider44 January 18, 2010

hair burrito 

whenever you wake up and are being inadvertently tickled by someone's head hair so you wrap it up with the cover.

When I awoke to Josanna's hair salad I wrapped her up and transformed her into a hair burrito which was less annoying.

hair burrito by provider44 January 18, 2010

chice 

to pull fist into the side of the torso,like a chicken wing and hit an inanimate object.

After the dancing smith missed a free throw he chiced the basketball with gusto as he stared at the ref with wounded bravado.

chice by provider44 January 17, 2010