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James is your typical nonkey. He thinks he can get ahead by dressing up in the quasi venerable raiments of the avaricious and grasping white power ego businessman. I suggest he stays true to his own authentic greatness.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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I found a cd that was so hideous i had to buy it just so I could shame it by forcing it into a slave life of coaster demotion and hold drinks until it breaks.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
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i walked into the biker bar and it was stuffed full of mumblecrusts, stumblebums, tosspots and one hidge creatch in particular that i still think of to this day when im trying to vomit after a night of excessive drinking.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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by provider44 January 14, 2010
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I collapsed like a lubed up combination ladder in my bedroom after being j-shored by the reality show marathon i could not pull myself away from today.
by provider44 January 16, 2010
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by provider44 January 14, 2010
Get the snookied mug.Doug had the most exquisite beard this side of the Ohio river. But with the seemingly well cultivated zit garden on his sister Chelsea's chin, you would think she maintained her zeard out of some strange case of penis envy.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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