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Henry: I am so horny
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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I found a cd that was so hideous i had to buy it just so I could shame it by forcing it into a slave life of coaster demotion and hold drinks until it breaks.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
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i walked into the biker bar and it was stuffed full of mumblecrusts, stumblebums, tosspots and one hidge creatch in particular that i still think of to this day when im trying to vomit after a night of excessive drinking.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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by provider44 January 14, 2010
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by provider44 January 17, 2010
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After a few nights alone with Andrea I knew that we were chapter buddies by the way everything clicked with uncanny accuracy.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
Get the chapter buddies mug.Andi is such a night-fuck. She steals money from Pete to buy drugs from Paul , then she gets sick in my kitchen and down the steps she falls.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
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