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pawnzotic

based on quixotic although more of a combination of quixote and panza. A foolhardy person who like a myopic dogmatic hidebound when it comes to political views that they fervently support without really caring about them behind closed doors. Fond of using adages to support their view like sancho panza. In their case its less authentic wisdom but more regurgitating what they have heard just for argument sake. Sort of like a pawn of panza in a world where quixote wrote the laws.
What a combative fool Ben is. He seems to be directing all of his anger through his political views. Though he seems to not even support all of these beliefs, and cant truly make a difference in his world that is commensurate to all of the irate energy and time he spends on such points, he continues in his role of pawnzotic mutant pig.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
mugGet the pawnzoticmug.

Idol Day

A vacation day taken to view American Idol. (a day not yet in the lexicon of excused work days)
I took an Idol Day at work so that I could indulge in the bizarre troika of self deluded exhibitionism,bravura performances and the one man army known as Simon.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
mugGet the Idol Daymug.

situation creed

bein all about workin out and gettin girls.
Beano follows the situation creed. You can either find him at the gym or creepin on girls.
by provider44 January 19, 2010
mugGet the situation creedmug.

bumfy

Poshka was used to sleeping on the street but when the nice lady gave hime shelter, a warm meal, then a fireside bed, he was as bumfy as a man could be.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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garfunk

a person having to depend on others to write the music for your vocals and lyrics
teddy was an avid music fan and a prolific lyricist but unfortunately he was always at the mercy of others to write him music so he could not be given credit for the complete expression of his song. I believe i heard my dad refer to him as a garfunk.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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squoawuhweek

squirrel work...to work as focused and determined as a busy squirrel. Having a pejorative tinge to it. As in being only about hard work and not about thought.
'Look at Loakie workin himself to death. He just ova there goin ta squoawuhweek. You would almost think he was trying to distract himself from the deeper issues that get second billing in the theater of his narrow mind.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
mugGet the squoawuhweekmug.

nonkey

James is your typical nonkey. He thinks he can get ahead by dressing up in the quasi venerable raiments of the avaricious and grasping white power ego businessman. I suggest he stays true to his own authentic greatness.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
mugGet the nonkeymug.

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