provider44's definitions

garfunk

a person having to depend on others to write the music for your vocals and lyrics

teddy was an avid music fan and a prolific lyricist but unfortunately he was always at the mercy of others to write him music so he could not be given credit for the complete expression of his song. I believe i heard my dad refer to him as a garfunk.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

shut dick

a statement made to silence someone immediately but while at the same time doing it in a playful way.

'Hey Dombradovino!, can you shut dick so we can get these girls back to the lair?'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

bone lumber

a larger than average penis

As soon as i penetrated Michelle she said 'my god that's some decent bone lumber.' I was somewhat thrilled with her admiration to say the least.

by provider44 January 14, 2010