provider44's definitions

petsmith

any person who cares more for the animals than the human race

I detest the petsmith. The human race has enough problems without these assholes that normally choose this route because they know not how to relate to human beings.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

chice

to pull fist into the side of the torso,like a chicken wing and hit an inanimate object.

After the dancing smith missed a free throw he chiced the basketball with gusto as he stared at the ref with wounded bravado.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

shockets

any run of the mill bunchback whose ass is quaintly situated eight to fourteen inches below the shoulder...giving that person what one might seemingly refer to as shoulder pockets

'Hey bernard, could you help your sister get her bag out of the high shelf in her closet. Oh and before you do that could you help dad pop his shoulder back into place. Get your hands out of your gorgeous shockets and get over here mister!'

by provider44 January 15, 2010