provider44's definitions

chice

to pull fist into the side of the torso,like a chicken wing and hit an inanimate object.

After the dancing smith missed a free throw he chiced the basketball with gusto as he stared at the ref with wounded bravado.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

petsmith

any person who cares more for the animals than the human race

I detest the petsmith. The human race has enough problems without these assholes that normally choose this route because they know not how to relate to human beings.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

The Jack Talk Thai

A method used when trying to detect the authenticity of another person's story. Take two fingers and apply in to the wrist pulse area. This is all done for effect for if the subject is uncomfortable with what they are relating in any way they should betray themselves.

I used the Jack Talk Thai on Andrea and was fully satisfied when she unflinchingly repeated her entire alibi with utmost poise. The only downfall of this reassuring procedure was that I was relegated to the couch for the night.

by provider44 January 18, 2010