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The Jack Talk Thai

A method used when trying to detect the authenticity of another person's story. Take two fingers and apply in to the wrist pulse area. This is all done for effect for if the subject is uncomfortable with what they are relating in any way they should betray themselves.

I used the Jack Talk Thai on Andrea and was fully satisfied when she unflinchingly repeated her entire alibi with utmost poise. The only downfall of this reassuring procedure was that I was relegated to the couch for the night.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

stoofed

to be so full that you still are in a lesser but still substantial form of agony an hour or more later.

Omar: Are you still stuffed guy?

Teddy: Uh did you look at the clock? It's been an hour and a half bra. I'm fuckin stoofed!

Omar: nye...very nye.

by provider44 January 16, 2010

tip grip

when the semen on the end of the penis sticks to the underwear

I scurried off to the restroom to urinate after sex because I was well aware of the impending onset of dreaded tip grip.

by provider44 January 14, 2010