provider44's definitions

petsmith

any person who cares more for the animals than the human race

I detest the petsmith. The human race has enough problems without these assholes that normally choose this route because they know not how to relate to human beings.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

chice

to pull fist into the side of the torso,like a chicken wing and hit an inanimate object.

After the dancing smith missed a free throw he chiced the basketball with gusto as he stared at the ref with wounded bravado.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

bone lumber

a larger than average penis

As soon as i penetrated Michelle she said 'my god that's some decent bone lumber.' I was somewhat thrilled with her admiration to say the least.

by provider44 January 14, 2010