1 definition by promocomoedia@gmail.com
When someone smokes the cannabis all day, drinks beer and gorges themselves on sweets. This is primarily done when one has a wife, girlfriends, friends or roommate. He then lies to them and says he was "looking for a job."
Roommate: Didn't you do anything today?
Stoner: I was looking for a job.
Roommate: So, are you saying you smoked all my weed and drank all my beer again?
Stoner: (after a few moments of thinking it over) What did you say?
Roommate: Did you drink all my beer and smoke all my weed today...while I was at work?
Stoner: (giggles) Maybe I also ate all of your Cap'n'Crunch with Crunch Berries too.
Stoner: I was looking for a job.
Roommate: So, are you saying you smoked all my weed and drank all my beer again?
Stoner: (after a few moments of thinking it over) What did you say?
Roommate: Did you drink all my beer and smoke all my weed today...while I was at work?
Stoner: (giggles) Maybe I also ate all of your Cap'n'Crunch with Crunch Berries too.
by promocomoedia@gmail.com July 16, 2008